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[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*glances grimly at Teer* I refuse to surrender. I will find this book on my own if it kills me.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*ze book jumpz oot at Eb und grabz 'er 'air* Hurry up! Ve're going tae get caught!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ow! Hey! *grabs the book and tears it free* You're not the one I was looking for! What do you mean we're going to get caught?

[Kade Rivok]

*Eats the offending book.*  Hmmm, needed some salt.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Fuzzy, much.

[Booklover]

*Eats the offending book.*  Hmmm, needed some salt.

You... you... you ATE A BOOK? HOW DARE YOU!

[shisteer of nothing much]

It wasn't a very good book anyway. I think it might have been Harry Potter.

[Booklover]

Which one? If it's Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, I will forgive you. It is a detestable book that should not be mentioned (the-book-which-must-not-be-named, you-know-which).

[shisteer of nothing much]

It's probably not as bad as Twilight. Anyway, it was Harry Potter and the Invisibility Umbrella.

[Booklover]

Then it's a fake and deserves to be eaten.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, that's rude. On further consideration, I remember it was Harry Poppins, not Harry Potter.

[Booklover]

Then it's a double fake and deserves to be eaten.

[shisteer of nothing much]

You've never even read it, so how do you know?

[Booklover]

Have you read Twilight?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Of course not! I dislike it as a matter of principle.