Forum public kitchens and library.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Spies a door that says 'Staff Only'*
*Creeps inside*

[Kade Rivok]

*You find a closet with a single staff inside.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

HAH

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze paprika'z 'oidin' in ze clozet along viz it*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is hiding in the bottle of paprika*

[Flib Bigboat]

Ah well, we can always put hot red pepper in it instead... Ok, H.I.A.G., I will check there.
*pulls Sebias out of the paprika and gets annoyed*
Sebias, if you're playing hide-and-seek, do it somewhere else, or Shisteer will ban you from the kitchens!
*accidentally puts hotroot pepper in the soup. Well, this is Redwall themed, so why shouldn't there be hotroot?*
Mmmm, tastes better than usual. I wonder why? Maybe it's the red pepper.

[shisteer of nothing much]

**starts making soup for anybeast who wants to eat it, including me**
Oh, no, we're out of paprika!
Did the otters steal it?

We are not out of paprika. It's in the cupboard.

[Flib Bigboat]

*gets very confused* oh all right whatever, carry on making your soup if you want, I wash my hands of this paprika business!
*goes over to the sink to prove my point*

[Kade Rivok]

**starts making soup for anybeast who wants to eat it, including me**
Oh, no, we're out of paprika!
Did the otters steal it?

We are not out of paprika. It's in the cupboard.

Nah, there's just a staff in there.

[shisteer of nothing much]

The OTHER cupboard!

[Flib Bigboat]

who wants to make some pumpkin pie?

[Kade Rivok]

*Eats the library and leaves.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

O.o

*gets a new library*

[Ally046]

*Runs into the kitchens and glances nervously around, out of breath...*

[shisteer of nothing much]

We have peppermint tea for that.