Forum public kitchens and library.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Michael can't cook because Calcifer won't bend his head down for anyone but Howl. (But Sophie persuades him)

*calls back from outside topic* You're getting as bad as Booklover!

Good, you mean. Being obsessed with books and talking about them a lot (the purpose of this forum) is a good thing. Definitely better than being obsessed with something like Fortnite.

Fortnite isn't good. Subnautica and Crossout are 100000x better.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Books are still preferable.

[Kade Rivok]

Depends on preference, really.  Somebeasts prefer something with more interaction.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Hiag, I wouldn't even permit such a book to enter this place, even if it was a pile of indistinguishable ash. I think, rather than burning a terrible book, it's better to just not print it in the first place.

But ye can ztill burn it afore it endz up gaein' zomevhere elze.

[lass of something much]

*flops down*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hiag, I wouldn't even permit such a book to enter this place, even if it was a pile of indistinguishable ash. I think, rather than burning a terrible book, it's better to just not print it in the first place.

But ye can ztill burn it afore it endz up gaein' zomevhere elze.

True, true. Still, I've got a sign out the front banning that horridable book from this establishment, so we should be alright.

[Booklover]

Have you even read it? Not that I necessarily want you to read it, although it's your choice.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No. I don't even have a faint idea of what it's about.

[Kade Rivok]

Good, it's far better that way.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I am concerned.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I am concerned.

Eb, this is one of those rare moments where I actually care what is good for your delicate psyche. This is worse than any Eminem song. Trust me.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I trust you. I won't read it, ever.

[Kade Rivok]

I am concerned.

About what?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Many things.

[Kade Rivok]

Do tell