The guests have stolen the forum

[The Skarzs]

The. . . Cat. . . Sat. . . On. . . The. . . Hat.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

No, that's an 'M'. The cat sat on the mat.

[The Skarzs]

Mat.

[Sebias of Redwall]

To war, my friends!  TO WAAAAAAAAR!

*Brandishes weapon and screeches on the top of my lungs* TO WAAAAAAAAAARR!! Lead us, Kade!

[Kade Rivok]

FORWARD THE BUFFS!!!!!!!  *Charges in a random direction, brandishing his enchanted work wildly.*

[Booklover]

Your work is enchanted? Cool!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*finds Kade's enchanted fork under a chair* Um...Kade? You're magical eating utensil is over here.

[Kade Rivok]

Your work is enchanted? Cool!

*finds Kade's enchanted fork under a chair* Um...Kade? You're magical eating utensil is over here.

*Stops confusedly.*  Uh, wuh?  *Looks at what's in his hands and finds some paperwork, which is also now enchanted.*  Dang!  I was supposed to give this to my manager!  Well... oh well!  *Puts paperwork in pocket at retrieves enchanted fork from Eb.*  Thanks!  Ok, now....

FORWARD THE BUFFS!!!!!!!  *Charges in a random direction, brandishing his enchanted fork wildly.*

[The Skarzs]

You could have given them magically painful paper cuts.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Follows Kade, brandishing a chair* LET'S GET 'EM!!! EULALIAAAAAAAAA!!!! For the Forum, for Redwall, for the world!!!

[Booklover]

BLOOD N VINEGAR!

[Verdauga]

FOR NARN--wait, wrong fandom. FOR REDWALLLLL!!!

[Booklover]

HOLT LUTRAAAAAA! I think that that has to be the best warcry in Redwall.

[Verdauga]

Eulalia takes that award.

[Booklover]

No. Eulalia loses points for the pronunciation confusion. Otherwise, it might be able to compete.