Scott's funeral.

[Verdauga]

*Steps out of the way of Kade's charge.*
I am taller.



(Note: I have no idea if that is the case, but I think I read that on the height thread.)

[Kade Rivok]

((IRL, probably    I don't think that carries over to our forum persona though.  I started short back in the beginning, but people keep powering me up.  The OTTERBADGER isn't short  ))

*Adjusts charge and pokes Verdauga with both fork and spoon.*

Did that do anything?

[Verdauga]

I mean, it stung a little but other than--

*Poofs out of existence.*

[Kade Rivok]

Uh... hmmmm.  *Waves the spoon where Verdauga just was.  A faint spark of magic pops from it.*

[Verdauga]

*Tired evil laughter emanates from all 'round Kade.*

Mooahahahahah.

[Kade Rivok]

You know, if you're tired, I've got a nice place you could sleep.  *Pulls out a heavily padded coffin, with a nice pillow and a blanket.*  You could sleep, and we could get on with our funeral.  Just a thought.

[Verdauga]

You Made Me Immaterial. You Will Suffer The Consequences.

[Kade Rivok]

Well, technically all I did was poke ya.  But, I can understand why you might be upset.  Might I offer you a fresh cookie as a form of apology?

[Verdauga]

Well, I'm Err.... Kinda Stuck At The Moment. Rematerialise Me And I'll Call It Even.

[Kade Rivok]

Ok, uh... *Waves around the enchanted fork half-heartedly*  Did... did that do anything?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

No. Stop waving that thing around! You're going to hurt someone!

[Verdauga]

Erm.... . . . .

[Kade Rivok]

No?  Hmmm.... *Begins rubbing the enchanted fork and the magical spoon together.*

[Verdauga]

*The sound of static fills the air as I flash in and out of materiality.*

HeyheyheyHEY! What're ya doing?!?
*Is becoming material.*
Oh. Thanks?

[Kade Rivok]

*Continues rubbing fork and spoon together.*  I don't think you're quite done yet.