Scott's funeral.

[lass of something much]

We...We, er...
Well.. You see...Um..

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Revitalizes Seb using his profile.*

Ah... dearest, it might have been a good idea to dig him up first, since Kade just buried him and he's now six feet under.

[lass of something much]

*poofs Seb up the earth*

[Captain Wortshire]

*poofs Seb up the earth*

I could have used my Waira...

But whatever...

[lass of something much]

But why...Oh...Right...That...*faints*

[Kade Rivok]

*poofs Seb up the earth*

ZOMBIE *Whacks Seb with a spade and buries him again.*  Dead be dead and not undead, lest, to undead, the dead be led.

[Verdauga]

He's alive; now dig him out.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is choking for air, clawing desperately as I try to climb out*

[Kade Rivok]

He's alive; now dig him out.

No no, zombies aren't alive.  I know that they can move, but they're definitely not alive.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is tempted to send one of my minions to kill Kade*

[Captain Wortshire]

*Waira tunnels under Seb, eats him, tunnels to the surfacet*


*spits Sebias out*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Lands with a splat*

Mmff. Thankee. 

[Captain Wortshire]

No problem mate

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gives Wort a red jewel for his trouble*

Now, since I'm not dead, nothing to see here. *Shoos members out of topic*

[Kade Rivok]

But this is your funeral.  You have to be dead.

*Raises enchanted fork.*

Even if I have to make it so.