Scott's funeral.

[Flib Bigboat]

I'd rather be forked than eaten.

[Kade Rivok]

You realize one generally leads to the other, right?

[Flib Bigboat]

Nope.*steals fork*

[Kade Rivok]

One, your thing broke.  Two, you don't know where the fork is

Oh, it unbroke.  I'm so proud

[Flib Bigboat]

I do know where it is. After all, I stole it.

[Kade Rivok]

*Enchanted fork appears in paw.*

*Forks Flib*

[lass of something much]

I dunno if that's quite the word I'd use to explain Kade's parenting, but suureee

I'm a wonderful parent, you're just jelly.

Nah. I've got Corn!

[Kade Rivok]

Cornpop

[WorshipTiria]

Cornpop

That is easily the worst thing I have seen or heard all day, and I had a conversation about dead bodies and how to get away with murder today.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Vhilzt av ziz vaz gaein' on, ze enchanted fork ran off viz ze magic zpoon, und zereby zolved ze entire problem immediately*

Zere'z zat dealt viz. Na' on tae ze matter o' zhavin' Kade'z fur off...

[Kade Rivok]

#literallyimpossible

Cornpop

That is easily the worst thing I have seen or heard all day, and I had a conversation about dead bodies and how to get away with murder today.

 

[Flib Bigboat]

Cornpop

That is easily the worst thing I have seen or heard all day, and I had a conversation about dead bodies and how to get away with murder today.

Knowing you, you're probably already an expert on this.

[WorshipTiria]

What do you mean by this? I need an explanation.

[Flib Bigboat]

Well, aren't we planning to murder someone in our wedding thread? Or was that just us threatening everyone in general who supports our ship?

[Kade Rivok]

I support your ship.