Babysitting my cousin

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Get the wash bowl Kade!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Grabs a pot of boiling, skin-meltingly-hot water* Will this work?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Gently lay his left index toe in the water. It may tame him for the rest of the hour.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Grabs the-child-who's-name-might-be-Barney and sets his index toe into boiling water* Did it work?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*The child calms down*

[Russa Nodrey]

Yay! *Jumps up and down and accidentally kicks maybe Barney in the face*

[Lady Amber]

*Accidentally drops the wash bowl on the floor, making it shatter into pieces*

[The Skarzs]

@Matthias720 Don't come here.

[Lady Amber]

Why not? Or are you trying to lure him here by @-ing him?

[Kade Rivok]

Methinks so.

@Sheev:

I'm here with the wash bowl!  Am I too late?

[Lady Amber]

I accidentally dropped and broke the wash bowl, though.

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, this is a different one.  I couldn't find the one Sheev was asking for, so I went out and bought one, which is why I got here with it so late.

[Booklover]

The Goldfish

Goldfish flakes are not made from goldfish.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Good, Kade.  Now go venture forth to the forge outside and *heat the "Wash Bowl" until it is red with *heat. Once you are done, come back to me and I will provide you with further instructions.

[Kade Rivok]

*Ventures forth to the forge outside and *heats the "Wash Bowl" until it is red with *heat.  Carries it back using very thick, *heat resistant oven mitts.*  Here ye go!