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Started by Sebias of Redwall, January 03, 2020, 11:49:40 PM

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Ebantu the Kararehe

Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Corporal Rubbadub

seb, how does this work?

Captain Wortshire

Here Rubb, I'll give it to you in basic form:

*flings arm around Rubb's shoulder*

So when a male forum-user and a female forum-user banter together for too long, the One-Shipper to Rule Them All (aka. @Sebias of Redwall ) will descend and will bind the two in an involuntary marriage.

Let me take a recent example, @lass of something much  and @Scott McLamok : They fought side by side against a horde of orcs, they both nearly died, and they "professed their affection to one another" during the Forum Prom of 2020. Then the One-Shipper descended from the heavens, announced their wedding, and...

The rest is history.

Why not ask Lass or Scott for more details?
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

Most of the time Seb will just pick two random members...

buuuut....
Spoiler
Cornie has a boooy friend!!!!
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𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#859
Just be aware that I just filtered out all the female members, then did the classic Eeny Meeny Miny Moe to make my choice.

Capiche?
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

"Do you understand?"
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

No, by no means, tell me who this poor girl is...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 26, 2020, 02:40:49 AM
Here Rubb, I'll give it to you in basic form:

*flings arm around Rubb's shoulder*

So when a male forum-user and a female forum-user banter together for too long, the One-Shipper to Rule Them All (aka. @Sebias of Redwall ) will descend and will bind the two in an involuntary marriage.

Let me take a recent example, @lass of something much  and @Scott McLamok : They fought side by side against a horde of orcs, they both nearly died, and they "professed their affection to one another" during the Forum Prom of 2020. Then the One-Shipper descended from the heavens, announced their wedding, and...

The rest is history.

Why not ask Lass or Scott for more details?
That is the best description of it that I've ever read. 😂
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

Na, it went more like:

Hey, do you want to go to the prom with me?

Shore!

**at prom**

This is boring...

Lets go outsied!

Ok

Hmm this mite get sappy...Oh no goblins are gonna kill us all so we must kill them first!

Yea, killing!!

*kill, kill, kill, killy, kill*

Oh no Scott is gonna die!

Not on my watch! *saving*

**drama, drama, drama**

Oh no! I'm gonna die now!

No, I'ma die first!

Na ah, me!

**drama, drama, more drama**

Then death...


...Oh wait...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

That is very accurate.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


lass of something much

Sadly true... :P
My spelling and gramma was sooooo bad...it hurts... :P
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

#867
Ah, so this thread got revived.  I wondered how long it'd take  :laugh:
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Corporal Rubbadub

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 26, 2020, 02:40:49 AM
Here Rubb, I'll give it to you in basic form:

*flings arm around Rubb's shoulder*

So when a male forum-user and a female forum-user banter together for too long, the One-Shipper to Rule Them All (aka. @Sebias of Redwall ) will descend and will bind the two in an involuntary marriage.

Let me take a recent example, @lass of something much  and @Scott McLamok : They fought side by side against a horde of orcs, they both nearly died, and they "professed their affection to one another" during the Forum Prom of 2020. Then the One-Shipper descended from the heavens, announced their wedding, and...

The rest is history.

Why not ask Lass or Scott for more details?
Quote from: lass of something much on May 26, 2020, 05:35:04 AM
Na, it went more like:

Hey, do you want to go to the prom with me?

Shore!

**at prom**

This is boring...

Lets go outsied!

Ok

Hmm this mite get sappy...Oh no goblins are gonna kill us all so we must kill them first!

Yea, killing!!

*kill, kill, kill, killy, kill*

Oh no Scott is gonna die!

Not on my watch! *saving*

**drama, drama, drama**

Oh no! I'm gonna die now!

No, I'ma die first!

Na ah, me!

**drama, drama, more drama**

Then death...


...Oh wait...
wow. totally different explanations that are the exact same

Cornflower MM

Very interesting how that works, eh, Rubba?