The "Infantry".

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*pulls out rocket launcher, and fires at the bird.*

[Scott McLamok]

*Races the rocket*

[lass of something much]

*the bird lands on a very, very high cliff and looks down at its tiny meal*

[Scott McLamok]

*Aims rifle at birds ugly hed*

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass screams and runs away from the massive bird

*the bird Lass up by her fluffy tail and moved to a very large stream*

[Scott McLamok]

*Lands and slowly follows the bird*

[lass of something much]

*the massive bird dropped Lass into the stream with a plop*

[Scott McLamok]

*Throws a knife at the bird and dives into the water*

[lass of something much]

*The bird looks rather bemused as the knife hits its feather, then plucks Scott up by his tail*

[Scott McLamok]

*Grabs Lass's tail as he gets dragged up* Hello ugly..*Headbutts bird*

[lass of something much]

*the bird tilts its head*

* Infant Lass squeaks and waves her paws

Ouchy, ouch!!

[Scott McLamok]

*Removes his helmet and puts Lass in it* Now ya big fugly bird let me or I'll have to take extreme measures....

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass pokes her head out of the helmet and looks up at Scott

*The bird blinks in confusion at the fact its snack just grew into a much larger meal*

[Scott McLamok]

*Kicks the bird in the face*

[lass of something much]

*the massive bird shuffles and opens its mouth wide*