The "Infantry".

[lass of something much]

B̷̪̆W̷͇̬̠͖̥͕̳͕̰͑́ͅȄ̴̡̡͙̳̩̫͈̗̃̇͒̂̐̓͊͗̕͝ͅÈ̶̡̢̡͚̼̗̭̺̺̤̞͉̝͙̉̏͘̕͜Ṗ̸̜̯̣̭͕̱̤̂̉̊͗̃͛̅̃͘͝ ̴̧̛͓̪̻̜̱̙̬̤̣̖̘̘̓̐̾̒̌̓̀̀̀̿̌̐͜B̷̢̧͓͓̜͖̟͓͙̫̟̜̯̔͆͗̓͂̾͌̃̓̌͛̓͐̿͊͝Ȁ̴̢̢̞͖̟̳̗̫̰͔̀̓͌̍̍͝ ̷̡̨̧̛̺̬͕̺̼̩̦̓̑͑́̐̕ͅͅḂ̴͓͕̟̝̲̫͕̜̼͜W̷̗̤̦͛͑͗̆͘Ȩ̷̨̞̺̰͔͍̦̠̼̟̜̤̙͊̽̇̂͜͜͝͝E̶̡͕̩̖̭͕̣̪͓̠̜̅̆̿̈́͂̉̄̊̓͌̏̕̚͝͝Ė̵̡̝̝̬̪͚͖̰̮̓̈́̌̀̎̕͜͠͝Ẻ̴̛̬̣̬͉̇̂̇͌̆͊̉́̂͘̕͘Ë̴̛̤̟̟̠́͂́͛͑̔̄͒̈́̉P̶̬̲͈̻̰̤͖̭̹͕̫̠̋́͒̈̍͛̊̽̀̋̉͜͝ ̵̡̘͔̼͓̬̫̯̩̳͙͎̯͂̇̀̔̾͆̏̑͘̕̚͜͠B̵̼̱̫̘̏̌̏̊͆͌̌̿̋͋̓Ę̵̳̦̿̍͌́̆̚Ȩ̵̛͆̈́͋̋̌̉̎E̷͔̻̙͔̯̱̙̯͖̯̼͎͐̃͆̃͂̃̑̎̂̋̿̕̕̚E̷̹͑Ȇ̷͜Ȅ̴̛̩̂͗̈́̾̌̿Ṕ̷̛͇̓͆̈́͆̊̾͒́ ̴͕̂̊͒́͒̈́́͂̈́̾̆̈́͘̕͝ͅ

CB-1 flies over to Infant Lass and begins beeping and whirring

* Infant Lass happens to be on a entirely different planet from that...thing  

[Scott McLamok]

*Grabs his controller thingy and yanks it sharply to the right*

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass is in a bag

[Captain Wortshire]

CB-1 begins transmitting a beacon

[Booklover]

Any chance you could stop prompting Google Translate to translate Vietnamese? It's kind of annoying.

[Kade Rivok]

I concur.

[Captain Wortshire]

A Portal opens up in Infant Lass' location and the Mysterious Traveler walks out

Why hello there little one...

[lass of something much]

*So you're in a sack?...*

* Infant Lass is crumpled up in a bag with sleeping gas

[Captain Wortshire]

I'm sorry but I believe you have something I want...

The Mysterious Traveler pulls out a staff and begins fighting the raiders for the sack

[lass of something much]

*The raiders shoot at TMT with their lightening guns*

[Captain Wortshire]

The Mysterious Traveler resists the lightning

My turn...

The ends of the staff begin crackling with electricity

B̴a̸w̷a̶ ̵b̸w̴e̷e̵p̴ ̸b̸a̷ ̴b̷w̴e̴e̷e̸e̴e̷p̸!!!

CB-1 flies in and grabs the sack

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Points sawed off shotgun at CB-1*

[lass of something much]

* Sheev eats yer foot

[Captain Wortshire]

The Mysterious Traveler injects himself with canister

Looks like we overstated our welcome...

Opening a portal, the Mysterious Traveler and CB-1 make their escape with the sack

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass yawns and pokes her tiny head out of the sack, after sleepily climbing up it, and eating the ropes