The "Infantry".

[Booklover]

No. But I've heard of the Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society.

[Sebias of Redwall]

No. But I've heard of the Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society.

Really? What is it? 

Btw, Sheev, what's this about me not allowed to have solid foods?

[Verdauga]

The "infant" thing.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Btw, Sheev, what's this about me not allowed to have solid foods?

You're an infant.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*introduces baby Seb to Ebby's little brother* There, you two can play together. *watches as Ebantu's brother proceeds to slap baby Seb, then jumps in and grabs the naughty toddler* For goodness sake, child! What has Ebby been teaching you? Be gentle, see? Tortoises only have shells on their backs.

[Kade Rivok]

There are many things wrong with your previous post.  Most importantly though, how DARE you put that child in there with widdle baby Seb!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Mhm.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*introduces baby Seb to Ebby's little brother* There, you two can play together. *watches as Ebantu's brother proceeds to slap baby Seb, then jumps in and grabs the naughty toddler* For goodness sake, child! What has Ebby been teaching you? Be gentle, see? Tortoises only have shells on their backs.

*Crawls up to Ebby's little brother and smiles* Goo-goo gah-gah? *Gets slapped* *Throws back head and wails* MOMMY!!!

[Kade Rivok]

*Freezes, unsure what to do as he is neither female, nor a mother.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*removes little brother* Seriously, Teer. Why did you bring him here?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, he's just so cute and I thought he and Seb might want to play. I think, if you leave him there, they'll establish the pecking order and then be fine together. (that's what chickens do, anyway. Babies can't be too different, right?)

[Kade Rivok]

Uh... huh.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Picks up tiny Seb and starts to feed him mashed peas* If you eat all your peas you can have some brown leaves and a boiled cherry core. Who on Earth made this menu?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Sheev. Can't you tell from the random gross weirdness?

[lass of something much]

*brings hoiho into the seen, and then the chooks follow me, thinking I have their food, then the pigeons seeing the chooks, fly into topic as well.*Oops...