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Sebias of Redwall

NOT UNLESS I DO IT FIRST AGAIN! FOR SCOTT! *Gently breaks Herman's spine again*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

*throws herman into a wall*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


lass of something much

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 23, 2020, 03:27:32 AM
YOU KILLED SCOTT?!
*looks down at Seb in alarm and says in shaking voice* S-Scott!?! Who killed Scott!!?!!?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

One-Eye the wildcat

This idiot.

*holds up herman by the neck*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 03:39:20 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 23, 2020, 03:27:32 AM
YOU KILLED SCOTT?!
*looks down at Seb in alarm and says in shaking voice* S-Scott!?! Who killed Scott!!?!!?
Herman sliced his guts open with a lightsaber!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

*stands in stunned shock* B-but Herman...H-Herman is dead...H-how do you know this?! Are you sure!?

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2020, 03:40:49 AM
This idiot.

*holds up herman by the neck*
{BTW, I am in the woods and thus cannot see all this, just Seb, who keeps forgetting he's not with you XP}
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

*leaps onto One-Eye's back, wraps an arm around his throat and growls in his ear* Let. Him. Go.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


One-Eye the wildcat

*falls onto my back, squashing eb*

No. Blood for blood.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Ebantu the Kararehe

*can barely breath* *places paw on the back of One-Eye's head and pushes him forward into the choke-hold*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


One-Eye the wildcat

*reaches behind me, grabs eb, and flings her like a frissbee*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


lass of something much

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2020, 03:46:29 AM
*falls onto my back, squashing eb*

No. Blood for blood.
{*winces* Ouch..That's gotta hurt...}
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

(It did.)

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2020, 03:55:13 AM
*reaches behind me, grabs eb, and flings her like a frissbee*
*digs claws and teeth into One-Eye's paw, preventing the flinging from taking place*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


One-Eye the wildcat

*spins in place, the force catapulting ebby away*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Sebias of Redwall

*Poofs by Eb* Hang on. *Gently lifts Eb* He has a point, you know.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

*unceremoniously drops herman, then gently picks up Scott, and places him under a tree*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!