Teer's life in the nether world.

[Kade Rivok]

They overthrew the ruling class and established a democracy overnight.  I could see Sheev pull that off.

[Verdauga]

His brilliance knows no bounds.

[Booklover]

President of England?

England isn't a sovereign state recognised by the UN as a member in its own right.

[lass of something much]

brownies.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Teleports in.*
*Teleports Shisteer out.*
Leave my forum wife Alone.

*Shisteer stays*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*comes back into topic and burns Sheev to a pile of ashes. Picks a mango and leaves again*

[Kade Rivok]

You should've never posted, my friend.  Now he has you.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Teer is unable to escape*

[lass of something much]

*sheev is burnt to a crisp, Teer eats burnt crisp*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

That did not come to pass.

[lass of something much]

*Teer is unable to escape*

nor did this.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Kereru flies into thread and lands on Lass' shoulder with a note*

[note]You should try the mangoes; they're really yum. (though I think Sheev poisoned them, so it might be dangerous for a warm blood)
Don't listen to Sheev or his nonsensical statements. I've escaped perfectly fine without the slightest bit of difficulty.
If you have trouble with the fruit, just ask me and I'll send you the antidote.
Kind regards, Teer.
P.S. The kereru's name is Mere.[/note]

*kereru loads satchel with several coconuts and flies away*

[lass of something much]

aah, sisters one of the greatest things god made.

[Kade Rivok]

I still think my pigeon account was a good idea, even if it was technically illegal.

[Booklover]

That did not come to pass.

Actually, all of us except you agree that Teer was never imprisoned. There is no way you can win this.