The Wedding of Sheevlover

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I have a grand suit for the wedding.

[Russa Nodrey]

It better be good. You don't want to look like a slob at your own wedding. *Adjusts the lid on my pot of moldy spaghetti sauce*

[shisteer of nothing much]

@Booklover, thank you so much for choosing me to be your flower girl. It means a lot. There's been a slight change of plan, though. See, I went to personally pick up the flowers from the florist, but they weren't open. Thankfully, the hardware store next door was. *Pulls a chainsaw out of a shopping bag* So I'll be scattering power tools and nails instead.

You can generally purchase flowers from hardware shops or supermarkets. Alternatively, it would have been closer to flowers if you had gotten garden tools, rather than nails. The tools you did get will come in handy though. I was thinking of building some wooden throne-type chairs for the two lovers to sit on during the ceremony and could do with some tools. Mind if I borrow them?

[lass of something much]

*drags Teer's massive toolkit*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Thank you, Lass. *begins nailing chairs together with bright pink hammer*

[lass of something much]

you'r welcome. *starts makeing food*

[Booklover]

@Booklover, thank you so much for choosing me to be your flower girl. It means a lot. There's been a slight change of plan, though. See, I went to personally pick up the flowers from the florist, but they weren't open. Thankfully, the hardware store next door was. *Pulls a chainsaw out of a shopping bag* So I'll be scattering power tools and nails instead.

I'm afraid there must have been some mistake. Nobody has been appointed for anything, yet. However, I believe some of the guests are allergic to flowers and nails, so perhaps you may need to change your plans again.

[Russa Nodrey]

You can generally purchase flowers from hardware shops or supermarkets. Alternatively, it would have been closer to flowers if you had gotten garden tools, rather than nails. The tools you did get will come in handy though. I was thinking of building some wooden throne-type chairs for the two lovers to sit on during the ceremony and could do with some tools. Mind if I borrow them?

Sure, just return them before the wedding starts.

I'm afraid there must have been some mistake. Nobody has been appointed for anything, yet. However, I believe some of the guests are allergic to flowers and nails, so perhaps you may need to change your plans again.

Hmm, okay. Looks like our only option is the spaghetti sauce.

[lass of something much]

now, booklover, what type of cake do you want?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I'm really sorry this is happening, Booklover. I feel your pain. You and I could rebel and run away together, I guess.

[lass of something much]

I think you would look great in this.  *holds up a head band with white flowers on it*

[Sebias of Redwall]

And this. *Pulls out a half-empty potato sack* Hmm... Might need a bit of sewing first though...

[lass of something much]

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah?

[lass of something much]

if you wish to keep your eyes, behave your self!