A Blinkin' War

[Taggerung The Otter]

So...this 's how 'tis gona go. This might kinda be like'n forum wars,'xcpt ye donae kill each other, ye kill vermint. Tha blinkin' beastie wi tha most amount o' kill't vermin en tha end 's declared tha victor. Ye 're allowed tae slay only three vermint per bloomin' post, and ye have tae describe how ye kill't them. For example:

The masked Wolf ran at a rat and felled it wi' a dagger. Then 'e throwd the dagger wi' a tremendous force and slew anither rat.

Ah hope their 's not anither post like dis un' mates, and please 'ave fun, wot wot. Have a bally ole nice day ah say.  

[Redwall Musician]

Since this topic is like a forum war or non-Redwall role-play, it will be moved to the Cellars.

[Taggerung The Otter]

cool

[Icefire]

Awwww...I thought it was a blinking war....blink....blink

[Taggerung The Otter]

sorry...ah modified it

[Trigoma]

a rat runs to the battle felid. suddenly it is rained down with arrows, but none can stop this ninja rat. it goes matrix. slo-mo it does a double reverse in the air, flips side ways and drop kicks a weasle. rat looks up dramaticly and says..."call me daddy "

[Tiria Wildlough]

Eh?
A huge otter skips along, does a backflip, and lands neatly in front of the rat, and says, 'Call me mummy'.

[Trigoma]

yes mommy. *goes to corner in shame*

[Coobreedan]

A buffalo wielding The Sword Of Duddledadadumdumbombomblink puts a knife to the rat's neck and says:
"She said mummy, not mommy!"

[lass of something much]

*blinks*

[shisteer of nothing much]

A squirrel lets loose an arrow, impaling a stoat on the end of the long shaft. Not waiting around to dillydally, the squirrel grabbed another arrow from her quiver and flung herself into the fray, lashing out at a rat on the way past as she drew her knife. Landing on the ground, the squirrel was immediately engaged by a large ferret. The squirrel blocked his first overhead strike with her crossed weapons. They stopped the blow but the arrow snapped in half. The squirrel dived to the ground to duck her opponent's second strike, driving the sharp end of her splintered arrow into his footpaw before rolling away. She leapt to her paws again and kicked out with her back legs, catching a rat in the stomach and sending him sprawling.

[lass of something much]

"arr ye slobin- he got no further as the young squirrelmaid lept at him, teeth bard, eyes blazing, knife in paw.
thud! with a scream the rat fell, knife in chest.

[Sebias of Redwall]

An otter whirled around the corner and sees the commotion. "What is this, mates?" he asked aloud. "A Blinkin' War?"

[Corporal Rubbadub]

A penguin waddles over a rat

[Sebias of Redwall]

The otter looses a slingstone at a rat.