The seed has awakened.

[The Skarzs]

*Slaps Verdauga after Kade for stealing my move.*

[Verdauga]

Millions of people have slapped others; you hardly have any right to claim it.
*Teleports Skarzs away.*

[The Skarzs]

But only I have slapped people into next week.

[Kade Rivok]

*Was slapped into last week.  Hides in the shadows until the exact moment when he gets slapped and then hops out back into place as if nothing happened.*

$100 USD starting bid, do we have any takers?  *Points at Skarzs.*  How about you, good sir?  You could use him for labor, or... food, I suppose!

[Verdauga]

*Brandishes badger butcher.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Happens to be an Otterbadger, and is therefore unafraid.*

[Booklover]

*Was slapped into last week.  Hides in the shadows until the exact moment when he gets slapped and then hops out back into place as if nothing happened.*

$100 USD starting bid, do we have any takers?  *Points at Skarzs.*  How about you, good sir?  You could use him for labor, or... food, I suppose!

Labour perhaps. How about, I bet you £100 that if you give me £200, I'll give you £300.

[Kade Rivok]

This is an auction house, m'am.  No betting allowed.

[Verdauga]

This has gotten out of hand....

*Teleports away.*

[Kade Rivok]

Probably for the best.

[Verdauga]

Although, part of me wants to see what the heck you guys would do. . .
Doesn't matter. I'd chop my way out.

[Kade Rivok]

I was kinda hoping Skarzs would take the bait 

[lass of something much]

Oo, I'm Sooo gona tell Teer about this....

[Kade Rivok]

Go for it.  The $100 USD still stands as far as I'm concerned 

She can consider it as having to purchase their marriage license.

[Verdauga]

*Is mildly concerned.*