The seed has awakened.

[Kade Rivok]

What?  No, this is Kade Rivok.

*On a closed channel, excluding Shirley*  Oi, what are you doing?

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'm introducing you. What do you think I'm doing? Shirley knows full well who I am.

Heh, Kade has quite the sense of humour.

Pleased to meet you, Kade Rivok. Now, what is it you wanted to discuss with me?

This might be a good time for you to let me out of your digestive system, Kade. (You're one of the Kades from Seb's court house, right?)

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, yes, I apologize.  I can't help myself sometimes.

So, I represent the outside entity known as "Kade Rivok", ma'am.  As "Kade"'s and "Shisteer"'s fates seem to grow ever more intertwined as time passes, I believe it would do us good to have representatives in each other's parliaments.  In doing so, we will be able to expedite future matters regarding the two as they arise.  In order to attain this goal, I've been informed that a vote must be made, and that you will represent me during this process.  I do look forward to working with you.

You aren't wrong, but... how do I, uh... how do I do that?  Now that I think about it, I tend to keep things... where they are, so to speak.  (No, this should be the Kade from this thread.  The two from the court have since returned.)

[shisteer of nothing much]

(But the Kade from this thread disappeared when your mind entered my brain so there shouldn't even be a physical entity known as Kade in this thread, unless it's one of the ones from Seb's courthouse. I think only one of them has returned there) Hmmm, good question. I usually just spit things out from my stomach but, come to think of it, I don't think everybeast can do that. It's a shame Verdauga left the topic.

Ah, yes. *takes out pen and clipboard* Tell me, what is your political party name?

[Kade Rivok]

(Ah, I suppose you're right.  We'll go with that then)  Indeed.  Well, at least I don't think you're in any danger.

Well, my Mind Palace generally goes by the name "Kingdom of Advanced Dynamic Empathy", or KADE for short.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Interesting, interesting. *writes that down* And what are your party policies, Kade Rivok?

Kingdom of Advanced Dynamic Empathy? *chuckles* I like it!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

 

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, I can come up with good stuff every once in awhile 

The defense of all friends and the destruction of the foebeast, while also trying to cause friendly mischief and chaos along the way.  All plans for mischief and chaos are run through the K.A.D.E. to determine suitability to the situation, that way no actual harm is caused.

Ugh, my stomach feels a bit weird... are you ok in there?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, I'm fine. Just a bit cramped is all, and I think you forgot to put me through the stomach acid protector so my scales will need to be shined when I come out.

So I see.

*nods and keeps taking notes* Yes, very good. I think the voters will agree with your ideals. Now, is there anything else you'd like to add or will that be all for now? There will, of course, be the speech you are required to give. Do you need any help with that or will you manage on your own?

[Kade Rivok]

Stomach acid protector?  I didn't know that was a thing, sorry.  I'll help with shining your scales to make up for it.  Also, I'm surprised it's cramped honestly, I've grown considerably as of late.

Speech?  Mm, I certainly wouldn't mind some help there, if it isn't too much of a bother.  I really appreciate the help, Shirley.

[shisteer of nothing much]

How else would I have eaten you and you come out with your fur still perfectly fluffed? Stomach acid isn't good for fluff, so, when I eat you, I put you in a Sap, which is a bit like a... air bubble, of sorts. It allows you to have some room to move around, it protests your fur and it gives you plenty of oxygen so you won't die.

No problem. I'll just order a cup of tea first. Would you like a drink?

[Kade Rivok]

Ok, uh... how do I put you in a Sap, then?  Is that something I can even do?

Just some water, thanks.

[shisteer of nothing much]

It's kinda too late now, and I don't even know if you can do it. I suppose otterbadgers aren't designed to eat things without the intention of digesting them.

Of course. Please excuse me, I'll be right back.

So, what's your speech going to be about?

[Kade Rivok]

True enough.  On the plus side, my stomach is feeling better now.

Mmmm... I'll start with introductions of course, though I imagine folks will already know me.  I'll mention Nerek and how we were able to stop her by working together, showing that as proof that having representatives in each others mind governing systems is a good idea.  I'll probably also go into the fact that it makes even more sense since we're (sorta) family now, and that by working together we can better protect the forum from invaders and ne'er do wellers.  I might also touch on the fact that by working together, we can have a bit more fun around here, but only if I think that'll play well to the parliament.  Thoughts? 

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sounds good. Only mention that last part if the Minister of Health isn't there. She doesn't have much of a sense of humour. And we're properly family, so leave the (sorta) out.