Spring Nameday 2020

[Booklover]

You had two googol pizzas? That must be a record!

[Kade Rivok]

I'm exceedingly hungry, as of late.

[Booklover]

But.., 2 x 10^100 pizzas? That's 2 with 100 zeroes after it! 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. That's an extremely large number.

[Kade Rivok]

Exceedingly hungry.

[Booklover]

How quickly did you eat them?

[Kade Rivok]

Like, really fast.

[Booklover]

How fast, exactly?

[Kade Rivok]

Within the blink of an eye.

[Booklover]

For each one, or for all of them?

[Kade Rivok]

All.  Gotta go fast.

[Booklover]

And how quickly are you digesting them?

[Kade Rivok]

I'm a large chook, and my belly is not expanding, if that's what you mean. 

[Verdauga]

In which case, your stomach lining ruptured, sending whole pizzas and hydrochloric acid into the rest of your internal organs which, as I need not remind you, do not have the durable lining to protect them.
Sorry Kade. You just committed suicide.

[Kade Rivok]

Nope, pretty sure I'm fine.  Stronger than before too, actually; I think eating is my source of strength.  That and sleep too, probably.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*sees the rest of the garlic bread on the table and eats it all*