The Forum Prom of 2020

[Sebias of Redwall]

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We are talking about Corndauga, right? 

[Kade Rivok]

His date for this was obviously Teer -_-

Corndauga, though powerful, doesn't rewrite history 

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oh, right, right, right. This makes a lot more sense.

[Kade Rivok]

I was confused by your confusion 

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yeah. Without me, y'all are confusing. My chaos brings a certain degree of non-confusion to an orderly confusion.

[Russa Nodrey]

That looks like fun, though.
@Russa Nodrey want to try that?

Yes, though I haven't done it in years and there's a high chance that I'll severely damage my patellae. Let's do this! *Puts on roller skates and slowly rolls away*

[Delthion]

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We are talking about Corndauga, right? 

Why have you, Seb, you in whom I entrusted the responsibilities of master shipper, the one that put forth this despicable creation?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

@Seb, an Old Wise One is against your ship. Haha!

[Rosie Willowwater]

That looks like fun, though.
@Russa Nodrey want to try that?

Yes, though I haven't done it in years and there's a high chance that I'll severely damage my patellae. Let's do this! *Puts on roller skates and slowly rolls away*

It is an unspoken forum rule that no one can mention rollerskating without me getting involved

*reveals roller skates that I had been wearing under my dress the whole time and sprints towards Russa*

[Sebias of Redwall]

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We are talking about Corndauga, right? 

Why have you, Seb, you in whom I entrusted the responsibilities of master shipper, the one that put forth this despicable creation?

Are you talking about the Wedding of Kreg and the fire hydrant? 🤔😛

*Buys some roller skates*

[lass of something much]

Wait, so it does?

*stabs Lass*

Thank...You...*dies*

Sits fire to the corpse

*Faints*

Kass, if you kill Lass again, I'll make ya regret it. *Pulls out sharpened apple*

Hah. Pathetic mortal. You have no power over me.

*Revitalizes Lass and locks Kass behind a Perspicacious Lock.*

{Wrong word?

Perspicacious; having a ready insight into and understanding of things.

Also, Lass is very dead...}

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Takes off grey cloak* I will draw you out, Kass, like poison from a wound.

[Captain Wortshire]

[lass of something much]

*Takes off grey cloak* I will draw you out, Kass, like poison from a wound.

*looks at Seb with a crazed smile* Hello there.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Draws Kass out of topic*

*...Dances to whatever tune Wort is playing*