The Wedding of McLass

[lass of something much]

Roses are red
No U
Second line
Third line

{Fail.}

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Your poetry is giving me shivers.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Roses are red.
Your guts are too.
Chicken is yum
And so are you.
These are the things that we like to say
Just before we slaughter our prey.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Your poetry is giving me shivers.

[lass of something much]

Roses are red.
Your guts are too.
Chicken is yum
And so are you.
These are the things that we like to say
Just before we slaughter our prey.

Heeeeey! That's mine! You can't take credit for that!

[shisteer of nothing much]

You and Moa's.

[lass of something much]

Yeah, Moa changed the last part

[shisteer of nothing much]

It would have better rhythm if it was 'Before we viciously slaughter our prey.'

[lass of something much]

*The very large goblin thwacks Lass on the head with a club, knocking her out cold*

*Yelps then goes limp*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*flies down, grabs Lass and flies away again*

[lass of something much]

{As that is powerplaying, it doesn't work}

*The massive goblin throws a dead baby otter at Teer that holds a strong resemblance to Lass and laughs harshly*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*powerplays despite what Lass says and rescues Lass*

[lass of something much]

{That is still POWERPLAYING, and thus; did not happen.}

[Verdauga]

*Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Las and Scott are juxtaposed in front of the podium whereon sits the Book of Shipping. Verdauga syands behind the podium with a moronic grin on his face while Sebias charges in from the side. Kade is busy eating the cake, while Teer and Keva are wiping away tears with their handkerchiefs...*

[Keva Strongbow]

Lol Come to think of it, have these two been officially married yet? @Sebias of Redwall

@Captain Wortshire I would like to order some mcchickens, please