The Wedding of McLass

[lass of something much]

*Poofs Scott in to plan and makes use of the fact Seb made spells on the church when Scott and her were trying to kill everyone and burn the church to the ground.*

My dude, we need a battle plan before we go out there.

If we were just fighting Sika, it'd be fine, but she's a coward(Not meaning irl, just your character) who hides behind over powered pets and spells. But she made two fatal mistakes. She took the fight onto our home ground. We know it well, and she can't make up things that are in this thread, like massive bombs, she'll have to get Worti to deliver them to the thread. And, playing by her rules:
Our thread, our rules- which is nonsense, but eh, we still have unlimited lives in this thread, cause someone- can't remember who put a spell on us that we can't die in this thread.

*Is inside bunker and puts an emergency blanket around the wet lass. He also starts to make a delicious cake*
"Lass, if you don't start breathing again you won't get any of this 'Scott Emerges Victorious Again' cake I'm making"

*Attempts to speak without breathing...Fails and lets out a looong sigh*
No-...No cake?

*Very, very sad puppy eyes*

[Scott McLamok]

*Scott lands on Typhlosion's head and uses it as a springboard to shoot towards Masika*

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!

*Scott turns his jetpack/ODM gear thing to its max speed and aims a strike at Masika*


MOTHE-GAH!

*Scott poofs into the bunker and lands on the ground with a thud*

Let me back at 'er!

[lass of something much]

....*Undoes her poof, putting Scott exactly back where he was, at the same speed and all*

[Mara the Wolf]

*Scott goes right through Masika, which turned out to be an illusion*

Typhlosion, return! Go, Charizard!

*Charizard appears*

Charizard, Flare Blitz!

*Charizard cloaks itself in flames and charges at Scott*

[Captain Wortshire]

*a glowing blue barrier suddenly appears in front of Scott stopping the attack from hitting him*

S̴o̵r̵r̶y̵ ̵w̸e̶'̶r̴e̷ ̷l̶a̵t̶e̶.̶.̷.̶
̵
̸C̴B̶ ̴h̷e̵r̷e̷ ̸m̷i̶s̴p̶l̸a̷c̵e̵d̸ ̷t̷h̷e̶ ̷i̸n̶v̵i̶t̵a̷t̵i̴o̸n̸s̸.̸.̵.̴

[Mara the Wolf]

Bad Worty!

Charizard, return! Go, Giratina! Use Shadow Force!

*Giratina turns invisible and reappers behind Scott and Worty and attacks*

[lass of something much]

*Sneaks out of the bunker*

[Mara the Wolf]

Giratina, use Shadow Force on Lass!

*Giratina disappears and reappers behind Lass, attacking her*

[lass of something much]

*Gives it a biiig hug*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Takes a small piece of cake and fills in the empty space with frosting so it looks normal again*

[Ally046]

*Makes an icing hat using the icing pouch that Rill just set down*

*Smooshes the icing hat onto Rill's head...

[Captain Wortshire]

W̸H̷Y̴ ̸D̵O̵E̸S̴ ̷E̵V̸E̵R̴Y̸B̵O̸D̵Y̵ ̷T̶H̷I̵N̸K̶ ̸I̴ ̸A̷M̴ ̸T̴H̷E̶ ̷C̶A̴P̴T̵A̶I̶N̵

*Al uses his Zero-Point-Laser on Giratina*

*A red coated figure jumps into the fight*

Well, well, what have we here...

COME! CALAMITY FAFNIR!

*A large, dark red, mechanical dragon, covered in glowing crystals lands before letting out a screech to the sky*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Enjoys the frosting hat immensely (both eating and wearing it), and after sharing it with those who want to try it, he decides he needs a more permanent hat of the same shape*

[Ally046]

How...permanent we talking?

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

Like not food permanent Preferably a cloth of some sort