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[Booklover]

So you don't have any particular reason behind your dislike?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mum and dad have told us that they don't want us reading it and, although I'm sure it's very interesting and all, I'm willing to follow along with their judgement. The Bible says to honour your Father and Mother so I'll go with that. (Besides, it's not like I'm lacking books to read)

[Booklover]

Is there any particular reason they don't want you to read it?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Witchcraft, mainly, though, more specifically, the fact that it paints witchcraft in a positive light. I think there are other reasons too but, for me, the fact that they don't want me to read it is enough. (Because I'm totally the perfect child)

Please note: I'm actually far from perfect, hence the italics.

[lass of something much]

Totally

[Kade Rivok]

Witchcraft, mainly, though, more specifically, the fact that it paints witchcraft in a positive light. I think there are other reasons too but, for me, the fact that they don't want me to read it is enough. (Because I'm totally the perfect child)

Please note: I'm actually far from perfect, hence the italics.

Just to clarify, it's all fictional and not related to reality.  "Witchcraft" in most fictional cases (this included) isn't any different from "magic", really.

And you may not be a perfect child, but your a good chook at least 

[Booklover]

Then... if you don't mind me asking... how come Lass has read it?

[Verdauga]

Do  Ah hear talks o' mutiny i' th' ranks? Nyahah!  Mutin, Mutin all th' daye laong!

[Kade Rivok]

Neko desu ka?

[Verdauga]

Och, 'd differr'n't toongues, tae? N'one c'n staop mae naow!

[Booklover]

[Verdauga]

Hah! Paerrfect!

[Booklover]

Yes. So don't stop me now.

[Verdauga]

Ye shan't begin, gerl!

[Booklover]

I already have.