CAVE POTATOES!

[Kade Rivok]

What, did you eat some spicy burritos?

*Chews on cave potato*

*Scrunch, snap, clink-clink-clink* Hmm. Not very soft, these.

I, well, I wouldn't recommend you do that, but it looks like you already have....
...
...
I've got a dentist buddy I can call, if you want.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Feels gums* Ya, I fink tha' would be good.

[Kade Rivok]

Ok, let me go get him.

*Runs around nearby corner.  A few seconds later, an Otterbadger that definitely isn't Kade steps back into view wearing a surgical mask, scrubs, and one of those head mirror things.*

So, I hear you broke all your teeth.

[Verdauga]

*Stumbles into topic.*
Neeed
Cofffffffeeee.

[Kade Rivok]

How 'bout novocaine?

[Verdauga]

*Stares groggily.*
Wahaaaat?

[The Skarzs]

No.

[Kade Rivok]

*Sniffs haughtily.*  Well, I am a dentist, after all.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Oh really?

[Kade Rivok]

Mmhmm, can't you tell by my scrubs and shiny head mirror thing?  I also have a tooth drill.  *Pulls out a power drill.*  See?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*flees to the top of a  tree, tail fluffed up*

[Kade Rivok]

What?  It's not like I was planning to use it on you.

[lass of something much]

*picks up lass' dead body and carries it away*

[Verdauga]

*Ties up Kass and hauls him away.*

[Kade Rivok]

(Well, one of y'all made a mistake, but EH)