Sae, ye wonder'd why Ah've gath'r'd ye here. (Wherein Verdauga snaps)

[Booklover]

I think I know where it started.

[Verdauga]

Quoite loikely!

*Pla'es a large cauldron.*

[Kade Rivok]

Also,

Ye be cute wheen ye trah ta' escape, ye know?

@Sis, he called another girl cute.  That sounds like grounds for divorce to me.

[Verdauga]

'D tha' soun's loike groun's fer eatin' t'me

[Booklover]

Eating you, of course.

[Kade Rivok]

Mm.

[Verdauga]

Eating you, of course.

Indee'! Ah hae'n't ha' o'erbadger yet!

[Kade Rivok]

Nor will you ever, I'm afraid.  Apparently only Taniwhas can eat us.  Maybe dragons too, but one hasn't ever tried so I'm not sure about that.

[Verdauga]

As Ah said aerliaer, Ah ha'e a cleaver to cut ye daown ta size.
*Grins at Kade.*

[Kade Rivok]

Weapons don't really work on me anymore either, I'm afraid.  Well, they can if I allow them, but I pretty much always keep up multiple layers of magical defense around me.  Also, with how well I've taken care of my fur, It's basically turned into armor at this point.

[Verdauga]

Weell nao morre, Ah'm happy tah say!

*slices off bits o' Kade and runs tae th' kitchen.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Once again, remains unsliced.*

[Verdauga]

{Sorry bud; it doesn't quite stop the cleaver today. }

[Kade Rivok]

You can say that, but I still remain unsliced 

[Verdauga]

{You're cute, you know that?}