Sae, ye wonder'd why Ah've gath'r'd ye here. (Wherein Verdauga snaps)

[Verdauga]

Ha'e ye heard the tale o' the Cheshire Smile?
No? Sit down here, 'd hours ye while
'til ye find thyself in the mindless smile

Here 'd now I tell th' tale
O' one wot disappears
'D tho' ye fite 'im tooth 'd nail
As reeds become thy spears!

Wot's Tha'? Ye c'n do a better job?
Hush now, calm thee down.
For th'  one of whom I tell th' tale
In yer blood would rather drown.

Aye,  he'd dringk ye blood 'd eat ye flesh
If ye donnae run,
'd ye've guessed it out by now,
Indeed, Ah'm the one!

Ye've heard the beginning o' the tale,
Foolish, mindless chil'!
Foe me thro' th' earth ye'd sail
For Ah caught ye in me smile!
Hohohoho!! Let me git on me scahlet cote, 'd let th' games begin!

[Booklover]

Ha'e ye heard the tale o' the Cheshire Smile?
No? Sit down here, 'd hours ye while
'til ye find thyself in the mindless smile

Here 'd now I tell th' tale
O' one wot disappears
'D tho' ye fite 'im tooth 'd nail
As reeds become thy spears!

Wot's Tha'? Ye c'n do a better job?
Hush now, calm thee down.
For th'  one of whom I tell th' tale
In yer blood would rather drown.

Aye,  he'd dringk ye blood 'd eat ye flesh
If ye donnae run,
'd ye've guessed it out by now,
Indeed, Ah'm the one!

Ye've heard the beginning o' the tale,
Foolish, mindless chil'!
Foe me thro' th' earth ye'd sail
For Ah caught ye in me smile!
Hohohoho!! Let me git on me scahlet cote, 'd let th' games begin!

This reminds me of the start (and end, for that matter) of Blood Brothers.

[Verdauga]

Hoho, weel, I don' know aboot the bro'ers, but ther'll sherly be lotsa blood!

*Let me get mah cleaver 'd my butcher. Tha's better*

[Booklover]

*gets my own paper cleaver*

[Verdauga]

*Sets BOokie's knife on fahre.*

[Booklover]

*throws the burning paper at Verdauga*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Draws scimitar and attempts to stab verdie*

[Booklover]

If I didn't think Teer was sleeping, I'd summon her to help. As it is, there's not much we can do if someone insists on powerplaying and going crazy.

[Verdauga]

*Chomps burning papre, in me teeth.*

*Ye tho't tha' woulda stopped me?*

Hol' onna yer sword One eye!
*Plants a foot on One eye's chest.*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Who are you talking about?

[Booklover]

I wonder....

[Verdauga]

None 'd all!

[Booklover]

None 'd all!

[Verdauga]

Take oop th' ba'lecry!

[Booklover]

REDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL! GIVE 'EM BLOOD 'N' VINEGAR! HOLT LUTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! FOR NARNIA!