Sae, ye wonder'd why Ah've gath'r'd ye here. (Wherein Verdauga snaps)

[Booklover]

*digs a hole*

[Verdauga]

*Watch's 'd waits.*

Thi'll be foon!

[Booklover]

You're welcome to come to my Hobbit hole, if you wish!

[Verdauga]

*Smiles at the sky, wai'n' foe Bookie tah fall*

[Booklover]

*grins at the ground, waiting for what will inevitably come*

[Verdauga]

*Watches Booklov'r fall thro' th' skye.*

[Booklover]

I don't remember that being filmed. I think I should sue.

*continues stand on the ground by the Hobbit hole*

[Verdauga]

Och, look aroun'! this ain't meedle earth!
Ah wonder how you taste cooked.

[Booklover]

So? There can still be Hobbit holes.

[Verdauga]

Aye, but no' here! 'ey, woul' ye mahnd a leetle... blood donation..?

[Booklover]

No, thank you. I think there's a red liquid over there, in a bottle. *considers referencing Anne of Green Gables*

[Verdauga]

Boot ees eet blood?

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, so this is where this started.

[Booklover]

Boot ees eet blood?

No, the boot is not covered in blood.

Of course it is.

[Verdauga]

Nyahah, eet stahted off th' forums! Boot it's haere naow!