Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cave Trolls.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ladies and Gentlebeasts, I appeal to you today on behalf of the illustrious species known as 'Cave Trolls'.
It is with much regret and sadness that I must draw attention to an evil organisation who have made it their personal aim to abuse and mistreat these carnivorous beasts. Yes, The BWAS is what it's called and it must be stopped!
There are currently fewer of this particular species in the world than there are pandas, with the death rate being nigh on terrible. The natural habitations of these stone creations are being destroyed and other beasts are trying to starve them of their natural food source.
It must stop, I say! Put an end to this abusive practice and look after the Cave Trolls! Join the petition and save the Cave Trolls from certain doom!

[Scott McLamok]

IF THE PETITION FAILS, GO TO THE ANTI BWAS THREAD TO GET YOUR WEAPONS. IF THEY DO NOT STOP ABUSING CAVE TROLLS THIS MEANS WAAAARR!

[Kade Rivok]

Spoiler

Ladies and Gentlebeasts, I appeal to you today on behalf of the illustrious species known as 'Cave Trolls'.
It is with much regret and sadness that I must draw attention to an evil organisation who have made it their personal aim to abuse and mistreat these carnivorous beasts. Yes, The BWAS is what it's called and it must be stopped!
There are currently fewer of this particular species in the world than there are pandas, with the death rate being nigh on terrible. The natural habitations of these stone creations are being destroyed and other beasts are trying to starve them of their natural food source.
It must stop, I say! Put an end to this abusive practice and look after the Cave Trolls! Join the petition and save the Cave Trolls from certain doom!

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Sister, how could you do this to me?

[lass of something much]

their 'natural food source' is us...sooo....

[shisteer of nothing much]

Spoiler

Ladies and Gentlebeasts, I appeal to you today on behalf of the illustrious species known as 'Cave Trolls'.
It is with much regret and sadness that I must draw attention to an evil organisation who have made it their personal aim to abuse and mistreat these carnivorous beasts. Yes, The BWAS is what it's called and it must be stopped!
There are currently fewer of this particular species in the world than there are pandas, with the death rate being nigh on terrible. The natural habitations of these stone creations are being destroyed and other beasts are trying to starve them of their natural food source.
It must stop, I say! Put an end to this abusive practice and look after the Cave Trolls! Join the petition and save the Cave Trolls from certain doom!

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Sister, how could you do this to me?

I'm sorry, brother, but it must stop. It's not right.

[Kade Rivok]

Many things we do (on this forum) are not right!  Why must you stand against me on this?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because I may be able to make a difference in this world for good! I could change the world for the better and this is the first step!

[Kade Rivok]

Or, and I'm just saying this, we could take over the world and then change everything for the better!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Being nice to Cave Trolls won't stop us from taking over the world, brother dear.

[Kade Rivok]

But he might try and stop us from taking it over.

[shisteer of nothing much]

What's to say he's not trying to take it over for the same reasons we are?

[Kade Rivok]

So you just want to let him win, then?!  That isn't like you, Teerie.

[shisteer of nothing much]

And who's to say I'm Teerie? I have many names, dear brother, but that's not one of them.
As for letting him win, I never said that. We can still win but it doesn't need to involve abusing him.

[Kade Rivok]

Y- you don't like that nickname?  I was combining "Teer" and "Dearie" because I thought it was cute.... *Leaves*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh. Well... I guess I do like it then. *smiles* It's very cute.