Defend your staff member.

[Verdauga]

U wOt MaTe??

[lass of something much]

What?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*starts ranting about how tammo is better than the other teams*

[Verdauga]

I. . . What do we do now?

[Booklover]

Eat cake?

[Captain Wortshire]

*pulls out cake*

Here you are!

My specialty: Chocolate Cake with Raspberry Frosting and Chocolate Ganache!

[Booklover]

(Icing, not frosting.)

Thank you! *cuts a slice*

[lass of something much]

That might be poisoned...

[Booklover]

Don't worry, I've spent multiple years building up an immunity to iocane powder and other common poisons.

[lass of something much]

What other poisons?

[Verdauga]

*Has Cake an eats it too.*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

I shall defend Tammo with cakes! CAAAAAKKKKEEEEE FIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!!!!!!! *throws one at verdie*

[Cornflower MM]

*Dodges the cake meant for Verd* See, here on Dann's team, we enjoy the desserts, we don't throw them.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yes, but Dan's team, we don't just enjoy them, we eat them. (Of course, this is assuming y'all enjoy your cakes by staring at 'em.  )

[Captain Wortshire]

That might be poisoned...

If I were to kill you, I won't bother with poison.
*taps knife*