Defend your staff member.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*A trail of blood drips from Flesh-And-Blood Jarky's eyes. It begins to twirl along the dance floor.*
*Falls to the ground*
*Smiles*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*does ballet in tap shoes*

That sounds terrifying.

*does the Higjland Fling while still wearing tap shoes*

That sounds *more*  terrifying.

It's really not. One can spin really well in tap shoes.

[Keva Strongbow]

*Turns up the music*

[Captain Wortshire]

*start to breakdance in the center stage*

[Kade Rivok]

*Does an old person dance.*

I don't know, do they?

[Verdauga]

*Bones creak*
It wasn't a question, ya little snipe.

[Kade Rivok]

Heheh

[Captain Wortshire]

Hee hee old person dance.

[Kade Rivok]

*A trail of blood drips from Flesh-And-Blood Jarky's eyes. It begins to twirl along the dance floor.*
*Falls to the ground*
*Smiles*

*Starts putting bandaids on Jarky.*  I'm helping.

[Keva Strongbow]

Hee hee old person dance.

That's better than me 

[Verdauga]

*readies another custard*

[Cornflower MM]

*does ballet in tap shoes*

That sounds terrifying.

*does the Higjland Fling while still wearing tap shoes*

That sounds *more*  terrifying.

It's really not. One can spin really well in tap shoes.

True. Everything else, though. Yikes.

[lass of something much]

*does the wood dace of Lúthien*

[Verdauga]

*Does the "walked into a spiderweb dance of kung-fu."

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*revives after whatever just happened*