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[lass of something much]

*slowly retreats*

[Scott McLamok]

ON MY SCREEN WE HAVE TWO PAGES FORWARS THE BUFFS EULALIA FOR NARNIA FOR FRODO DEATH SSDEATH HAWAY BRAW HOKUS POKUS OR WHATEVER BARRY JOTTER FANS SAY CHARGE KILL EM DEATH DEATH DEATH KILL KILL KILL WE WILL DO THIS WE ARE HUMANITYS LAST HOPE THE LAST LINE OF DEDENSE WE WILL STAY UP NO MATTER WHAT LETS DOO THIS FOR HUMANITY FOR TH CHILDREN FOOOR FOR FOR F F FOR FOR SOMETHING FOR ANOTHER THING FOR THE ELECTRONIC DEVICES YOU ARE ATTCHED TO FOR YOUR VIDEO GAMES FOR YOUTUBE AND.................. QEUE AVENGERS THEME WHERE CAP SAYS ASSEMBLE AND REPLACE IT WITH DUN DUN DUN DUN........ FOR WIFI AHHHHHH GAHHHH KILL EM

[lass of something much]

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*shuts the door*

[Scott McLamok]

THOSE FIRST FEW LINES WERE GOOD MORE MORE MORE @Sheev come on master we will try master.

[lass of something much]

(I've gotta go have diner, I'll see ya soon, okay?)

[Scott McLamok]

Byeee!

[lass of something much]

Okay! back at it! no slackin'!

[Scott McLamok]

My first very poorly written fanfiction.

Apocalypse

Chapter one

Book one: The Zombies
(I dont hab a better name)

Frank the squirrel was having a dreadful day that just got much worse. Scott rose from his bed and turned on his computer. Typing in youtube the young squirrel thought to himself. What youtuber should I watch? RatPat from film theorists, Mr.Beast? Frank's phone began to ring. Frank gave a sigh and picked up the phone. It was his big brother, Jack. Frank only thought one thing. The wedding. How could he be so foolish. Making a mad dash for the closet. He grabbed a pair of faded jeans and a button up flannel. Running outside he grabbed the handle to his car. It didn't budge. He had left his keys in his gym short, running back into the house Frank grabbed his keys, unlocked his van and jumped in. Frank didn't stop pressing his foot down on the gas pedal until he reached the cathedral. Rushing in Frank quickly hugged his brother and his wife to be Hannah. Giving her a small peck on the cheek. After greeting all his family and friends, Frank went to the bathroom, washing up his face he looked in the mirror. Frank thought to himself he didn't look half bad. He was a red squirrel with vibrant green eyes. He was slightly taller than his older brother, which he was proud of and he was a bit smaller than his father, who was a tall muscular beast that loved farming. Frank walked outside and sat on a bench as he waited for the celebrant to come out. After five minutes the celebrant and the altar servers came out with His brother and Hannah. Frank walked into the church and took his place beside his mother in the front pew. Frank held his mothers hand and she smiled at him. He smiled back remembering all those times his mother would give him that same smile when he won a sports game or got  an A plus in class. Frank thought he would never get tired of seeing that smile, but little did he know that was the last time he would ever see it.

And there it is folks a bad fifteen minute chapter.

[lass of something much]

*was very invested in the story* his Mum died? O.O

also you watch film theorists too?!

[Scott McLamok]

His mom might be traumatized she might die figure it out in chapter 2.

Yes I watch him but not much my brother loooves Film/Game theorists.

[lass of something much]

*waits for chapter two*

[Scott McLamok]

Apocalypse

Chapter Two

Frank heard screams and cries, quick as a flash him and his father were outside. If Frank described what was going  on in one word and that word is chaos, absolute chaos. Frank saw green animals running around killing people. Frank had heard of a "Zombie outbreak" in the news but the news isn't very reliable. He heard the sirens of police cars. His dad pulled out the pocket knife he always carried with him and said.
"Go inside, warn the others."
Frank was scared all he could do was nod. Frank sprinted inside and began screaming.
"Zombies, Zombies outside get weapons!"
Frank balled his fists and ran outside, just in time to see his dad bitten in the back by a zombie. Frank screamed in rage and began to run at the zombies but a pair of hands grabbed him. It was his brother.
"Let me go. They killed dad"
Frank screamed. He looked into the face of his brother to see that his face was filled with tears. Frank let him pull him into the cathedral and they barred the gates. Frank looked outside to see fifty rockets fly in the sky followed by ten smaller ones. Frank fumbled for his phone and checked the news. They were nuking us.

[lass of something much]

*looks very horrified*

[Scott McLamok]

That is the sad reality of the sitiatian.

[lass of something much]

*is terrified*