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[Kade Rivok]

Knock, knock!

Who's there? x2

[Russa Nodrey]

Your grandmother.

[Verdauga]

The- the dead one?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Confused silence*

. . .Yes?

[Verdauga]

Oh, sweet! *Opens the door.* Nice to finally meet yo- what's that red stuff on your shirt?

[Russa Nodrey]

It's...uh...red wine. I'm an alcoholic, remember?

[Verdauga]

You are? Huh... interesting... I was told they gave up drinking...

. . .
. . .
Anyway, hey, it's so nice to see you! I'm sorry for not recognizing you. Last I saw you was when my Grandad died. How's the grave been?

[Russa Nodrey]

It's been nice...a little chilly, but nice.

[Verdauga]

Just like my reception.
*Pager goes off.*
Anyway. Do make yourself at home. Don't be afraid to eat something, 'cuz this isn't my place. I have things to attend to.

[Russa Nodrey]

Alright, sweetie pie, see you soon. *Starts knitting*

[Verdauga]

*Walks out the door while dialing a number.*
Yes, police? I'd like report a crime...

[Russa Nodrey]

*Knits a hat* *Puts it on*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Steals Grammy Russa's hat*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Knits a new hat* *Puts it on*

[Kade Rivok]

Why is Verdauga so chummy with this person claiming to be my grandmother?