Penguins' barber shop, with doughnuts.

[Kade Rivok]

Why doth thou despiseth so mine pokes?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I have already explained this to you, I'm sure of it. Just stop, alright?

[Kade Rivok]

You haven't though, and my pokes aren't hard, painful pokes, ya know.  They're just, like, light little boop pokes.

I'm not a monster.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Mm...debatable.

And even if they don't hurt, they're still invasive of my personal space.

[Kade Rivok]

Pfffft, like that matters at this point 

[shisteer of nothing much]

(Kade, if you wish to survive when you come to visit, I suggest you respect Eb's personal space. She's quite a dangerous beast, and she's taller than you)

[Kade Rivok]

I don't think she is yet, though I wouldn't be surprised if that does become a fact in the future 

[shisteer of nothing much]

She's at least as tall as you.

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, last I checked that was where things stood.  Shouldn't be too long now, I wouldn't imagine.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(I am now 5.6, so you are correct )

Pfffft, like that matters at this point 

*ears flatten* Excuse me, I think I must have misheard you. What was that? *fixes upon Kade an unblinking, cold gaze*

[Kade Rivok]

*Waits to see how long Eb'll go without blinking.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*sighs and curls up again to sleep*

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, you blinked!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Be quiet. *doesn't move*

[Kade Rivok]

*Whispers.* Eeeeeeeeeebby.