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Started by Scott McLamok, April 15, 2020, 07:59:30 AM

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Who should be director?

Scott McLamok (Has  won multiple Academy Awards and provides free Scott Crisps™)
Shisteer of nothing much (Has attempted to murder Scott McLamok by eating him)
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Matthias720

#30
April 15, 2020, 11:47:01 PM
I'd like to think I'm a font of puns, but feel free to get inline and prove that's not the case.

Verdauga

#31
April 15, 2020, 11:51:02 PM
I cannot underscore the importance of good punmanship here; he really is on point here.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Matthias720

#32
April 16, 2020, 12:07:44 AM
Perhaps we should make a para-graph to chart our success. Strikethrough all the doubt about our wordplay and highlight our skills.

Verdauga

#33
April 16, 2020, 12:13:00 AM
Indeed! this will be more than a footnote in the history of the forums! This will be the bookmark in the tales!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Matthias720

#34
April 16, 2020, 12:14:35 AM
It's certainly a cite to behold.

shisteer of nothing much

#35
April 16, 2020, 12:40:53 AM
*eats Matthias and Verdauga* Not salty enough or no, I will eat you regardless.

*turns to camera* Technical difficulties. Please stand by. RIGHT, I WANT EVERYTHING RE-ORGANISED HERE! THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH! RATTLE YOUR DAGS AND GET MOVING YOU LAZY WOOLBAGS!
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#36
April 16, 2020, 12:53:18 AM
All my tongue-in-cheek comments just eat you up, don't they?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#37
April 16, 2020, 01:00:50 AM
Yes. Be quiet.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#38
April 16, 2020, 01:15:53 AM
Well, Loose lips sink ships, don't they.
*Teleports Matthias and myself into chairs.* Would you like to start round two?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#39
April 16, 2020, 01:20:24 AM
Soon. Arrangements must be made first.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Matthias720

#40
April 16, 2020, 01:27:26 AM
I need a break too. Perhaps some time to digest this experience.

shisteer of nothing much

#41
April 16, 2020, 01:29:48 AM
STOP WITH THE ITALICS, MATE.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#42
April 16, 2020, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on April 16, 2020, 01:27:26 AM
I need a break too. Perhaps some time to digest this experience.
There are some that just can't stomach that cruelty.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#43
April 16, 2020, 01:37:13 AM
*puts motorbike gear on*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#44
April 16, 2020, 01:40:12 AM
*Eats Teer from the inside and pops out of her stomach*
"Ey you remove the spotlight it makes it look like a theater put regular lights make sure they are white and when the episode ends make a this episode of punwars is brought to you by SCOTT CRISPS The best crisps out there.
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