Pun Wars

[Matthias720]

I'd like to think I'm a font of puns, but feel free to get inline and prove that's not the case.

[Verdauga]

I cannot underscore the importance of good punmanship here; he really is on point here.

[Matthias720]

Perhaps we should make a para-graph to chart our success. Strikethrough all the doubt about our wordplay and highlight our skills.

[Verdauga]

Indeed! this will be more than a footnote in the history of the forums! This will be the bookmark in the tales!

[Matthias720]

It's certainly a cite to behold.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*eats Matthias and Verdauga* Not salty enough or no, I will eat you regardless.

*turns to camera* Technical difficulties. Please stand by. RIGHT, I WANT EVERYTHING RE-ORGANISED HERE! THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH! RATTLE YOUR DAGS AND GET MOVING YOU LAZY WOOLBAGS!

[Verdauga]

All my tongue-in-cheek comments just eat you up, don't they?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yes. Be quiet.

[Verdauga]

Well, Loose lips sink ships, don't they.
*Teleports Matthias and myself into chairs.* Would you like to start round two?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Soon. Arrangements must be made first.

[Matthias720]

I need a break too. Perhaps some time to digest this experience.

[shisteer of nothing much]

STOP WITH THE ITALICS, MATE.

[Verdauga]

I need a break too. Perhaps some time to digest this experience.

There are some that just can't stomach that cruelty.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*puts motorbike gear on*

[Scott McLamok]

*Eats Teer from the inside and pops out of her stomach*
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