Herman Smith's Biography

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Hello, Everyone!   As you can see my account name was changed to "Herman Smith".  Why?  Because Mr. Palpatine really did give me his account.  And since I'm a friend to all, I might as well retell the stories of my life...

Not too long ago, a dolphin came into this world.  But it was at a bad time. For the "Squishvalin War of Squish-stermination" was being fought.  My parents had to make haste to the countryside. (With me of course.)  When they arrived, they built a small homestead.  Soon after, papa died of a strange virus, and mother was force to work at Odd-Jobs.

Seven years later I got hired as an intern for quite a large news corporation.  "The Squish-Happen News."  From there I moved to the top, and got framed and fired for planting a T-9 Decimator bomb in 6 of the bathrooms.

The rest of my life is classified.

[Verdauga]

O.o

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hello, Everyone!   As you can see my account name was changed to "Herman Smith".  Why?  Because Mr. Palpatine really did give me his account.  And since I'm a friend to all, I might as well retell the stories of my life...

Not too long ago, a dolphin came into this world.  But it was at a bad time. For the "Squishvalin War of Squish-stermination" was being fought.  My parents had to make haste to the countryside. (With me of course.)  When they arrived, they built a small homestead.  Soon after, papa died of a strange virus, and mother was force to work at Odd-Jobs.

Seven years later I got hired as an intern for quite a large news corporation.  "The Squish-Happen News."  From there I moved to the top, and got framed and fired for planting a T-9 Decimator bomb in 6 of the bathrooms.

The rest of my life is classified.

Sounds interesting.

[Verdauga]

That it does.