The Beast's Lair

[lass of something much]

Er, what? no! That's not how life works! Eeep!!

[Verdauga]

*Comes back to the castle with a Scottish young lady with a shotgun slung over her shoulder.* I found the girl who'll fall in love with you!

[Booklover]

Er, what? no! That's not how life works! Eeep!!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is too busy getting ready for dinner to hear Verdauga*

*gets the plate ready* Hey, boss, do you want any condiments with it or just plain eggs on toast?

On toast would be fine. *Turns to Verdauga* Now, what were you saying?

[Verdauga]

*The girl steps in, notices her foot changing, and hurriedly steps out.*

Awright, lissin. Oi hav' noo intenchin oof gowin' alon' wi' this plan! An' Oi ain't goin'a turn inno a friggin' table fer yo-ur pleasure!

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Verdauga]

"Och, wi' a face loike that, it's a wonder ye doon't have gerls fallin' all oover ya!"

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Verdauga]

"Is tha' what yer mother did when she firs saw ye?"

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Picked up Verdauga and drops him*

[Verdauga]

*The girl raises an eyebrow.*

Mebbe we coul' gedalong after all! I shot 'im win 'e firs delivered tha message.

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Btw, who is "the girl", exactly?)

[Verdauga]

{I don't have a name or story for her. She's just some trigger-happy Scottish gal. I'll call her Maddy.}

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Ah...)
*Throws snowball at Maddie*

[Verdauga]

{I'll post later. I have to go for now.}