The Beast's Lair

[Sebias of Redwall]

"Why not?" The Beast growled. (Also, since you posted, you have to pick what you are turned into)

[Kade Rivok]

*Has turned into the enchanted fork the Otterbadger carries about.*

I meant for all of this, ye silly goose.  *Flies about, exploring the mansion.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sees flying fork* Oi! Make me some dinner.

[Kade Rivok]

*Makes Seb dinner.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Waits*

[Kade Rivok]

You are dinner now, my good sir.  *Zips away.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Snatches Fork* Nuh uh. I don't think so. What did you say? *Growls*

[Verdauga]

*Smacks the coffee cup a few times before it turns back into a phone.*
Good. They said this new version had fewer coffee bugs.

*Looks at Teer.*

Oi. That twerp in there wants me to find a girl for him to fall in love with, or 'ship with some poor soul. Do you want to come along?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Shakes Fork* Hello?

[Kade Rivok]

Wrong fork, me bucko.  *A voice drifts from the silverware drawer.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Opens drawer* Aha! *Pulls out Kade* If you don't get me some dinner, then you don't eat at all.

[Kade Rivok]

Wrong fork again, sorry to say.  *Note: the silverware drawer is packed full of forks.  In it's current state, it should be called the fork drawer.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

This is amusing.

[Kade Rivok]

And what are you going to be, dear heart?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(You remembered my preference. Le hannon.)
I'm happy as myself, thanks.