The Beast's Lair

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I am mollified.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*has yet to enter the castle* I really want to check that place out. It looks interesting.

[Kade Rivok]

Be aware, though, that when you enter you must choose an common household object to become.

Also, on a complete side note, I'm bummed how everybeast ignored all my pick-up line-esque puns earlier.  They were pretty terrible (which means they were pretty good).

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

They were very...punnish. There, I tried.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sorry, brother. They weren't directed to me so I didn't really need to answer.

[Kade Rivok]

*Floats away, sulking.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*follows*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*enters castle and turns into a fridge* Huh, this is cool. *follows Kade and Eb*

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins poking Teer.*  Thief!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Cut it out or I will poke you.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*evil laughter* I'm a scaled fridge. Your poking has no affect on me.

[Kade Rivok]

Such things don't exist, fiend!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Such things don't exist, friend!

Fixed it for ya.

But yeah, whatever. Even if I didn't have scales, I'm still made of metal, specifically steel, so poking me won't do much.

[Kade Rivok]

Well yeah, it isn't meant to cause harm.  Just show my displeasure 

Unlike you NZ lot, I don't poke to cause damage.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Whatever.