The Beast's Lair

[Kade Rivok]

*Hovers overhead.*  You two aren't "tossing" or "catching" anything, I don't believe.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Says who? We're magic.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm magic (well, enchanted really).  Y'all are just animate objects.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

False. *deems that the eggs are cooked (and they are) and removes them from the pan, placing the bread and more butter in it instead*

[Kade Rivok]

Preeeeetty sure you forgot to turn the burner on.  Those eggs are... runny, to say the least.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

It's a Homewood stove and yes I did light it. *pokes tongue out at Kade*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(Forgive the double post, this topic was all the way back on the third page of the Cellars.)

[Kade Rivok]

*Zaps Eb, turning her into a chair.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*turns back into a dagger*

[Kade Rivok]

(nuh uh)

[shisteer of nothing much]

*sighs and leaves castle, then returns as a chair* There, happy?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Very. 

False. *deems that the eggs are cooked (and they are) and removes them from the pan, placing the bread and more butter in it instead*

*Stomach growls*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*gets the plate ready* Hey, boss, do you want any condiments with it or just plain eggs on toast?

[lass of something much]

*shapeshifts into a spoon* Okay, what's going on here? *enters, get's shapeshifted, but being a shapeshifter can shapeshift back anytime* Eh, I don't think a spoon is right...*shapeshifts into an otter-maid again* Welp, seems I'm a maid...oh well...better then a spoon...or fork..

[shisteer of nothing much]

Now you'll have to fall in love with the beast.