The Beast's Lair

[Sebias of Redwall]

"Och, this i' good food an' all, but, errr... d'ya 'ave any more meat?"

Hmm. No. I must admit, I have been feeling a mite peckish... Let me see if I can find a villager or two.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Starts scraping his forked head across one of the newly cleaned plates.*

Can you stop that confounded noise, Kade?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Disappears*

[Verdauga]

*Maddy grabs her shotgun.*

Welp, if 'es goin' ta go huntin', Oi might as well join 'im.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Walks through the trees outside the castle* *Listens as a wagon pulls up*

[lass of something much]

*Starts scraping his forked head across one of the newly cleaned plates.*

*grabs the naughty fork and stuffs him into the knife cubed*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Oi! That's my place!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Finds random guy in the woods*

[Kade Rivok]

*Starts scraping his forked head across one of the newly cleaned plates.*

*grabs the naughty fork and stuffs him into the knife cubed*

*Le dodge.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Grabs random villager and brings him back to the castle*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Poor villager.

[Kade Rivok]

Just because he's a villager doesn't mean you should disparage him on his lack of funds.  Rude.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Plops villager on table* Who is hungry?

[Kade Rivok]

Me.  *So says the villager.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

You are? Hmm... *Pokes villager's stomach* I guess we could feed you first. *Claps paws*