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In which Sebias, One-Eye and Kade's fates are decided.

Started by shisteer of nothing much, April 24, 2020, 07:16:48 AM

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What should I give the wicked beasts for a bribe so they'll stop torturing me?

Nothing. Stay strong, Teer! You can put up with a bit of bad grammar. I believe in you!
Hah! You think anything will succeed in diverting us? Ignorant little fool! We will make you pay for your loyalty!
Hmmm... Gold and jewels. The world's largest diamond, perhaps? (Possibly large shares in the Federal Reserve?)
A magic bean or two should do the trick, so long as they're superstitious enough.
Castles, mansions, luxury homes equipped with spar pools and decorated by the best. (With a massive, personally owned golf course in the backyard)
Food.

Verdauga

*Points to Shisteer's post.* See that? That's how you protest a 'ship.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 26, 2020, 01:48:37 AM
*grabs Scott and Seb by their scruffs and dunks them in a bucket of water* Admit Verdsteer is the best ship and I'll stop. *empties Kade's bottle of shampoo on Seb's head and dunks him again* Do it. *rolls Seb in mud and chains him to the wall* Verdsteer is the best ship. *sets Hoiho loose in Seb's bedroom and plays the Star Wars Christmas Special*
I don't think they know how bad that is...(he will destroy everying in there...)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

*Grabs Teer and dunks her in*
"Never!"
*Grabs Seb and drives away on a mongoose.*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

shisteer of nothing much

*neither taniwha, nor tortoise, are grabbed* Listen, Scottie boy, I've just about had enough of this. Behave yourself or I'll let Lass go out on a goblin hunting trip by herself.
*ties Scott around Seb's neck*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

"I'll just chase her"
*Rips rope*
"And if she dies it's your fault"
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

shisteer of nothing much

I'm not sure what rope you were intending to rip. I didn't tie you with a rope, I tied you with angry taniwha grade chains. Escape is futile. This entire thread is equipped with various security systems that will not allow you to do anything unless I let you do it.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

"Humpph"
*Sits down with chan tied around his neck*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 26, 2020, 02:59:02 AM
*neither taniwha, nor tortoise, are grabbed* Listen, Scottie boy, I've just about had enough of this. Behave yourself or I'll let Lass go out on a goblin hunting trip by herself.
*ties Scott around Seb's neck*
*is studently very excited* OoOo! don't behave, #! be really bad!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

"Whatever you say Lass!"
*Hits emergency eject button and removes rope from his neck gaurd and jumps back into the armor."
"CORNDAUGA"
*Uses his specially made taniwha cutting knife to cut Seb out and runs to their anti taniwha bunker which a taniwha can't get into.*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

shisteer of nothing much

*none of the above takes place*

Lass, you're free to go hunt goblins. Have fun.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

*puts on anti-powerplaying armor, snaps chains, hooks Teer in the mouth and follows scott, while screaming bloody murder and firing an AK-47.*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


lass of something much

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 26, 2020, 03:34:08 AM
*none of the above takes place*

Lass, you're free to go hunt goblins. Have fun.
*squeaks happly and runs off to get weapons*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 26, 2020, 03:36:38 AM
*puts on anti-powerplaying armor, snaps chains, hooks Teer in the mouth and follows scott, while screaming bloody murder and firing an AK-47.*
*none of the above takes place*
I might have let that work but anti-powerplaying armour also stops you from powerplaying.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!