In which Sebias, One-Eye and Kade's fates are decided.

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What should I give the wicked beasts for a bribe so they'll stop torturing me?

Nothing. Stay strong, Teer! You can put up with a bit of bad grammar. I believe in you!
Hah! You think anything will succeed in diverting us? Ignorant little fool! We will make you pay for your loyalty!
Hmmm... Gold and jewels. The world's largest diamond, perhaps? (Possibly large shares in the Federal Reserve?)
A magic bean or two should do the trick, so long as they're superstitious enough.
Castles, mansions, luxury homes equipped with spar pools and decorated by the best. (With a massive, personally owned golf course in the backyard)
Food.
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Scott McLamok

#255
April 29, 2020, 09:37:36 PM
"Imma get the Type 59 AA gun"
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

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This is the Way.

shisteer of nothing much

#256
April 29, 2020, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 29, 2020, 02:56:27 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 09:21:33 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 29, 2020, 05:54:15 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 02:56:00 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 06:38:01 PM
Maybe, but it'll mess up your wings, forcing you to land and making you an easy target for somebeast with an anti-tank (Taniwha) rifle.

Not that I would condone such things, mind you.
Technology is not advanced enough to construct anything strong enough to harm a taniwha. Even your 'taniwha-proof' bunkers aren't actually taniwha proof, I just choose to humour you, for now. Your downfall will be painful as it is. I feel no need to humiliate you as well.

What about something much older and more advanced than taniwha...
The weaker beasts have yet to forge a weapon worthy of my scales.

What if the people of this older civilisation fought against the literal power of the gods, and were able to...



...oh well, just a thought...
Thinking is dangerous, my friend.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#257
April 29, 2020, 09:41:57 PM
Indeed. Always a dangerous pastime.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#258
April 29, 2020, 10:16:58 PM
Halt! Enough Ranger's Apprentice quotes, Will ya?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#259
April 29, 2020, 10:19:56 PM
Friggin' oi
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Sebias of Redwall

#260
April 29, 2020, 10:20:53 PM
(How is Scott's fate not being decided, btw?  :P)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#261
April 29, 2020, 10:22:29 PM
I imagine it's because Lass is enamored with him.
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Sebias of Redwall

#262
April 29, 2020, 10:23:10 PM
And Eb is...?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#263
April 29, 2020, 10:23:43 PM
Eb?
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Sebias of Redwall

#264
April 29, 2020, 10:24:58 PM
Weren't you shipped with Eb? How could your wife do such a thing to you?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#265
April 29, 2020, 10:57:19 PM
Scott's fate was tied in with everybeast else. Nothing is more painful to him than being stuck in a 'tanisha proof' bunker while Lass goes hunting goblins. He's also tied around Seb's neck for all eternity, which would be punishment enough.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#266
April 29, 2020, 11:29:41 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 10:57:19 PM
He's also tied around Seb's neck for all eternity, which would be punishment enough.
Ah... So that's why my neck has been so sore...
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#267
April 30, 2020, 12:43:23 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 29, 2020, 02:56:27 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 09:21:33 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 29, 2020, 05:54:15 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 02:56:00 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 06:38:01 PM
Maybe, but it'll mess up your wings, forcing you to land and making you an easy target for somebeast with an anti-tank (Taniwha) rifle.

Not that I would condone such things, mind you.
Technology is not advanced enough to construct anything strong enough to harm a taniwha. Even your 'taniwha-proof' bunkers aren't actually taniwha proof, I just choose to humour you, for now. Your downfall will be painful as it is. I feel no need to humiliate you as well.

What about something much older and more advanced than taniwha...
The weaker beasts have yet to forge a weapon worthy of my scales.

What if the people of this older civilisation fought against the literal power of the gods, and were able to...



...oh well, just a thought...
Thinking is dangerous, my friend.

*smiles devilishly*

Oh I'll take my chances...

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shisteer of nothing much

#268
April 30, 2020, 01:35:37 AM
Sounds good.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#269
April 30, 2020, 03:00:44 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 10:57:19 PM
Scott's fate was tied in with everybeast else. Nothing is more painful to him than being stuck in a 'tanisha proof' bunker while Lass goes hunting goblins.
(....you know that's just acting, right?...well, it is...Also...*blushes* er...I may or may not need your help...let's just say now I know why you never let me go by my self....)
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