In which Sebias, One-Eye and Kade's fates are decided.

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What should I give the wicked beasts for a bribe so they'll stop torturing me?

Nothing. Stay strong, Teer! You can put up with a bit of bad grammar. I believe in you!
Hah! You think anything will succeed in diverting us? Ignorant little fool! We will make you pay for your loyalty!
Hmmm... Gold and jewels. The world's largest diamond, perhaps? (Possibly large shares in the Federal Reserve?)
A magic bean or two should do the trick, so long as they're superstitious enough.
Castles, mansions, luxury homes equipped with spar pools and decorated by the best. (With a massive, personally owned golf course in the backyard)
Food.
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Scott McLamok

#405
May 13, 2020, 02:18:13 AM
NONSENSE?
*Snorts*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Booklover

#406
May 13, 2020, 12:37:28 PM
There's plenty... you know what, I can't be bothered to repeat the same quote loads of times. You probably know it by now, anyway.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Scott McLamok

#407
May 13, 2020, 08:54:52 PM
*Mumbles gibberish*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Sebias of Redwall

#408
May 14, 2020, 07:25:21 PM
*Bonks Bookie and Teer with Mjolnir*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#409
May 15, 2020, 02:26:23 PM
*Shoots Booklover with a sleep dart and Teer with actual bullets*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

One-Eye the wildcat

#410
May 15, 2020, 02:28:13 PM
*Starts rapping Killshot*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Booklover

#411
May 15, 2020, 02:39:34 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 15, 2020, 02:26:23 PM
*Shoots Booklover with a sleep dart and Teer with actual bullets*
I guess I should appreciate that it was just a sleep dart?? *wakes up, and walks away*
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Scott McLamok

#412
May 15, 2020, 02:41:18 PM
*Lets Booklover leave in peace and continues to fill Teer's hide with lead*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Sebias of Redwall

#413
May 15, 2020, 08:08:11 PM
Woah, woah, slow down there, bud. I think she needs that hide to keep out the cold.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#414
May 15, 2020, 09:38:55 PM
Teer is a Taniwha, you cannot pierce her scales.
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Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Wylder Treejumper

#415
May 15, 2020, 09:48:14 PM
Verily, yet that which cannot be pierced, may be broken...
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Ebantu the Kararehe

#416
May 15, 2020, 10:10:10 PM
Good luck with that. :P
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

shisteer of nothing much

#417
May 16, 2020, 05:12:40 AM
Not only am I a taniwha, I am grossly overpowered. *bullets bounce harmlessly off scales*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#418
May 16, 2020, 10:44:01 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 15, 2020, 09:38:55 PM
Teer is a Taniwha, you cannot pierce her scales.
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[close]
And to try is foolish.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Scott McLamok

#419
May 16, 2020, 06:41:51 PM
*Stuffs a hydrogen bomb down Teer's gullet. Holds up a detonator stick...CLICK*


"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.
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