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In which Sebias, One-Eye and Kade's fates are decided.

Started by shisteer of nothing much, April 24, 2020, 07:16:48 AM

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What should I give the wicked beasts for a bribe so they'll stop torturing me?

Nothing. Stay strong, Teer! You can put up with a bit of bad grammar. I believe in you!
Hah! You think anything will succeed in diverting us? Ignorant little fool! We will make you pay for your loyalty!
Hmmm... Gold and jewels. The world's largest diamond, perhaps? (Possibly large shares in the Federal Reserve?)
A magic bean or two should do the trick, so long as they're superstitious enough.
Castles, mansions, luxury homes equipped with spar pools and decorated by the best. (With a massive, personally owned golf course in the backyard)
Food.
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Scott McLamok

#135
April 25, 2020, 06:42:37 PM
DEAAAATTHHHHH DEAAAAATHHHHHHHHH!!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Captain Wortshire

#136
April 25, 2020, 06:44:19 PM
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Scott McLamok

#137
April 25, 2020, 06:45:01 PM
DU BEKAAR!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Sebias of Redwall

#138
April 25, 2020, 07:03:20 PM
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#139
April 25, 2020, 07:07:03 PM
CORNDAUGA FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Sebias of Redwall

#140
April 25, 2020, 07:08:23 PM
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#141
April 25, 2020, 07:13:48 PM
EPIC CHARGE MONTAGE!
BROTHERS CHARGE WITH ME DEAAAATHHHHH!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Verdauga

#142
April 25, 2020, 07:25:47 PM
No.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

#143
April 25, 2020, 07:55:32 PM
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER SILENCE THE TRUTH THAT CORNDAUGA IS AN EPIC SHIP!!!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#144
April 25, 2020, 07:59:35 PM
REMEMBER REACH CHAAARRGGGE!!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Verdauga

#145
April 25, 2020, 08:04:41 PM
Calm down.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

#146
April 25, 2020, 08:09:40 PM
You can't stop it, Verdauga, you can only... embrace it.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#147
April 25, 2020, 08:26:00 PM
You weren't shown my resumé when I joined?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#148
April 25, 2020, 08:36:16 PM
Zere'z alvayz ze option o' forcin' 'im tae vatch Teletubbiez fer 48 'ourz.

Und na' Ah 'ave tae immerze mezelf in tva final paperz und examz. Da svidaniya fer a veek or tva! *Dizappearz viz a 'Pop'*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Sebias of Redwall

#149
April 25, 2020, 08:50:02 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 08:36:16 PM
Zere'z alvayz ze option o' forcin' 'im tae vatch Teletubbiez fer 48 'ourz.
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CORNDAUGA!!!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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