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In which Sebias, One-Eye and Kade's fates are decided.

Started by shisteer of nothing much, April 24, 2020, 07:16:48 AM

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What should I give the wicked beasts for a bribe so they'll stop torturing me?

Nothing. Stay strong, Teer! You can put up with a bit of bad grammar. I believe in you!
Hah! You think anything will succeed in diverting us? Ignorant little fool! We will make you pay for your loyalty!
Hmmm... Gold and jewels. The world's largest diamond, perhaps? (Possibly large shares in the Federal Reserve?)
A magic bean or two should do the trick, so long as they're superstitious enough.
Castles, mansions, luxury homes equipped with spar pools and decorated by the best. (With a massive, personally owned golf course in the backyard)
Food.
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shisteer of nothing much

#240
April 28, 2020, 01:30:17 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 28, 2020, 02:24:14 AM
Soviets are red
Americans are blue
Scott, the Taniwha is coming
Bring the MG42
Beautiful poetry, One-Eye, but an MG42 isn't going to stop me.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#241
April 28, 2020, 06:38:01 PM
Maybe, but it'll mess up your wings, forcing you to land and making you an easy target for somebeast with an anti-tank (Taniwha) rifle.

Not that I would condone such things, mind you.
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Sebias of Redwall

#242
April 28, 2020, 09:23:23 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 28, 2020, 12:55:55 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 27, 2020, 10:45:10 PM
*Chokes, heaves, then...
DIES!

DIES!
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*
Yes! Victory is mine!
*Inserts image of dead otter*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#243
April 29, 2020, 01:44:50 AM
*Revitalizes seb.*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

#244
April 29, 2020, 02:00:43 AM
*Suddenly gasps and leaps up onto footpaws*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#245
April 29, 2020, 02:50:57 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 28, 2020, 01:30:17 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 28, 2020, 02:24:14 AM
Soviets are red
Americans are blue
Scott, the Taniwha is coming
Bring the MG42
Beautiful poetry, One-Eye, but an MG42 isn't going to stop me.

Look up it's nickname. They call it that for a reason.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

lass of something much

#246
April 29, 2020, 02:52:35 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 02:00:43 AM
*Suddenly gasps and leaps up onto footpaws*
Seb! you're alive!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#247
April 29, 2020, 02:56:00 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 06:38:01 PM
Maybe, but it'll mess up your wings, forcing you to land and making you an easy target for somebeast with an anti-tank (Taniwha) rifle.

Not that I would condone such things, mind you.
Technology is not advanced enough to construct anything strong enough to harm a taniwha. Even your 'taniwha-proof' bunkers aren't actually taniwha proof, I just choose to humour you, for now. Your downfall will be painful as it is. I feel no need to humiliate you as well.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#248
April 29, 2020, 03:03:15 AM
*claps slowly*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

#249
April 29, 2020, 04:59:38 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 02:56:00 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 06:38:01 PM
Maybe, but it'll mess up your wings, forcing you to land and making you an easy target for somebeast with an anti-tank (Taniwha) rifle.

Not that I would condone such things, mind you.
Technology is not advanced enough to construct anything strong enough to harm a taniwha. Even your 'taniwha-proof' bunkers aren't actually taniwha proof, I just choose to humour you, for now. Your downfall will be painful as it is. I feel no need to humiliate you as well.

You overestimate yourself ever so slightly.  ^-^
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Captain Wortshire

#250
April 29, 2020, 05:54:15 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 02:56:00 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 06:38:01 PM
Maybe, but it'll mess up your wings, forcing you to land and making you an easy target for somebeast with an anti-tank (Taniwha) rifle.

Not that I would condone such things, mind you.
Technology is not advanced enough to construct anything strong enough to harm a taniwha. Even your 'taniwha-proof' bunkers aren't actually taniwha proof, I just choose to humour you, for now. Your downfall will be painful as it is. I feel no need to humiliate you as well.

What about something much older and more advanced than taniwha...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#251
April 29, 2020, 05:57:56 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 04:59:38 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 02:56:00 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 06:38:01 PM
Maybe, but it'll mess up your wings, forcing you to land and making you an easy target for somebeast with an anti-tank (Taniwha) rifle.

Not that I would condone such things, mind you.
Technology is not advanced enough to construct anything strong enough to harm a taniwha. Even your 'taniwha-proof' bunkers aren't actually taniwha proof, I just choose to humour you, for now. Your downfall will be painful as it is. I feel no need to humiliate you as well.

You overestimate yourself ever so slightly.  ^-^
She's that overpowered in real life too :P
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#252
April 29, 2020, 09:21:33 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 29, 2020, 05:54:15 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 02:56:00 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 06:38:01 PM
Maybe, but it'll mess up your wings, forcing you to land and making you an easy target for somebeast with an anti-tank (Taniwha) rifle.

Not that I would condone such things, mind you.
Technology is not advanced enough to construct anything strong enough to harm a taniwha. Even your 'taniwha-proof' bunkers aren't actually taniwha proof, I just choose to humour you, for now. Your downfall will be painful as it is. I feel no need to humiliate you as well.

What about something much older and more advanced than taniwha...
The weaker beasts have yet to forge a weapon worthy of my scales.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#253
April 29, 2020, 02:56:27 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 09:21:33 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 29, 2020, 05:54:15 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 02:56:00 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 06:38:01 PM
Maybe, but it'll mess up your wings, forcing you to land and making you an easy target for somebeast with an anti-tank (Taniwha) rifle.

Not that I would condone such things, mind you.
Technology is not advanced enough to construct anything strong enough to harm a taniwha. Even your 'taniwha-proof' bunkers aren't actually taniwha proof, I just choose to humour you, for now. Your downfall will be painful as it is. I feel no need to humiliate you as well.

What about something much older and more advanced than taniwha...
The weaker beasts have yet to forge a weapon worthy of my scales.

What if the people of this older civilisation fought against the literal power of the gods, and was able to...



...oh well, just a thought...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Sebias of Redwall

#254
April 29, 2020, 06:05:37 PM
*Uses Mjolnir to crack walnuts*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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