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Started by Sebias of Redwall, April 24, 2020, 04:42:36 PM

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Ebantu the Kararehe

*Infant Ebby takes one look at the pool noodle and flees in terror*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Russa Nodrey

*Gently pats Seb's face with a feather duster*
Freddy

Kade Rivok

#77
*Russa rolls a nat 20 on her to hit!  Seb is overtaken by a fit of sneezes!*

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 10, 2020, 01:53:28 AM
*Infant Ebby takes one look at the pool noodle and flees in terror*

You, uh... you scared of pool noodles?
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Ebantu the Kararehe

*Infant Ebby peeps out from under the sofa and watches Kade with big, scared eyes*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Kade Rivok

It isn't a snake, sweetie.
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Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 09, 2020, 06:16:36 PM
*Whacks Seb with a pool noodle.*
Ouch, again!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2020, 05:06:14 AM
*Gently pats Seb's face with a feather duster*
:laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 10, 2020, 02:19:05 PM
*Russa rolls a nat 20 on her to hit!  Seb is overtaken by a fit of sneezes!*
Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!Ahchoo!

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


lass of something much

What is up with violence and small children in here?! Does no one know how to take care of children around here?!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

*Infant Ebby can't see Kass from her current hiding place, and is therefore not more terrified than she already is* Nope, they 's all silly fishes.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


lass of something much

Oh for the love of earthbending...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

*Slaps thread...

..using my thumb*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

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Sebias of Redwall

*Realizes that there is only six pages in this thread*

*Smug Sebias noises*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!