Come Here When A Certain Otterbadger Needs Punishment

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

...

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins building a house.  He'll probably need one to entertain his guests.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Yup. You should build a talan.

[lass of something much]

*pokes Kade for powerplaying birds to hate him*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

They don't necessarily hate him; they just follow him and he runs. They could be chasing him because they love him, who knows?

[shisteer of nothing much]

They are just... helping.

[Kade Rivok]

They thirst for my blood.  I know not why.

[Sebias of Redwall]

What's this? *Walks up to Kade and brushes bread crumbs off his jacket* Crumbs on his jacketses!

[Kade Rivok]

Yar, had some (American) biscuits this morning.  They tend to be very crumby.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Perhaps the birds just want to eat the bread crumbs?

[Kade Rivok]

Maybe the pandemonium of parrots.  Maybe.  But I doubt that would entice the charm of hummingbirds, the flamboyance of flamingos, or the scoop of pelicans.  Those things are just out for blood.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*A flock of eagles appear on the horizon*

Oh dear.

[Kade Rivok]

That would be a convocation of eagles.

I wonder what they want.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The convocation of eagles begin to attack the charm of hummingbirds, the flamboyance of flamingos, the scoop of pelicans, and the pandemonium of parrots*

[The Skarzs]

*Slaps Kade into next week.*