The Midnight Mansion Murderer

[lass of something much]

*is upset at Kade for throwing the poor chairs, so sets fire to the walls*

[Kade Rivok]

*Nods appreciatively.*  Good work, Lass.

Oh, this is nothing.

You're unconscious.  *Begins performing the HEIMLICH MANEUVER on Teer.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sees topic title* *Reads posts* *Sees red flags everywhere* *Barges into topic*

Spoiler

[close]

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Nods appreciatively.*  Good work, Lass.

Oh, this is nothing.

You're unconscious.  *Begins performing the HEIMLICH MANEUVER on Teer.*

That's the one thing I didn't miss while you were away.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Tackles Kade and Teer*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*La sigh*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Untackles them* Anyway, where's the food? And our host, for that matter?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Herman places a choc muffin in Sebias' paws*  I'm the host.   Take a seat.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Spoiler

*Herman places a choc muffin in Sebias' paws*  I'm the host.   Take a seat.

Hah! (To the last part)

[close]

Why thank you. *Glares at Kade and sets a chair upright*

[Verdauga]

*Herman places a chocolate muffin of death in Sebias' paws*  I'm the host.   Take a seat.

*Is watching the mansion from the foggy moors.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is blissfully unaware*

*Eats muffin* *Looks around* Nice place, this. Mind if I walk around?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*emerges from behind curtains and tackles Kade for heimlich maneuvering Teer*

[Booklover]

*La sigh*

'Sigh' is masculine (well, it doesn't end in an 'e'), so it would be 'le sigh'.

[Kade Rivok]

*emerges from behind curtains and tackles Kade for heimlich maneuvering Teer*

*Hugs Eb back.*  Hugs are nice 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(Have you ever seen how a cat kills a rabbit? By scrabbling at the rabbit's underbelly with its hind legs. Prepare for death, Kade Rivok.)