Dibbuns!!!! THE DIBBUNS!!!!!WE ARE ALL DIBBUNS NOW!!!!!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I have a cousin who does that. My aunty said it's really hard to have a serious conversation with him when he's doing it.

[lass of something much]

*is shape-shifting uncontrollably*

[Booklover]

*Dives in and dunks Booklover*

Hey! Me not likey dat! Imma go an' tell the badgermuvva! You're gonna get in big trubble for dat!

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*Crawls out of water and tackles Rubba* Y' gimme da vikkles now, greedyguts! Yah!

*sneaks behind Seb and eats him*
Now youno go and eat my vikkles!

[lass of something much]

*starts to  wake up, still coughing and rasping*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Crawls out of Rubba's mouth* Oi! Leave I be! 'Elp!

[lass of something much]

*coughs up a few more fish, some pond weed and an old boot, that seemed to be the last of it*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Puts on boot, throws pond weed at Rubba, and eats the fish*

[lass of something much]

*coughs out more water, and has made a small stream* w-arn me 'afore ya do dat- *coughs* Sebu- *coughs*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*is still retching at the thought of Seb in mouth*

[lass of something much]

*coughs* Das gwross, Sebus, why wood ya- *coughs* do dat? *coughs again*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Pushes Rubba in pond* Take dat!

Badgermovva!

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Spoiler

finds the sixth tear of all oceans pearl, hidden in grayling bones

[close]

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gathp*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*chucks it at Seb*