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[Sebias of Redwall]

So, guys, we all know that @Matthias720 isn't exactly in his prime anymore. In fact, I can practically hear his bones creaking from where I am, miles and miles away. The sad thing is, I don't think he realizes this. I just thought I'd draw some attention to this fact, in case some of the newer members didn't know this. If any of you ever see him without his walking cane or wheel chair, you'll all be sure to keep a wary eye on our Dear, Old, Ancient, Friend of Ours, to make sure he doesn't hurt his old, fragile self. 

[Matthias720]

You've obviously been enjoying this gag. You've used it a lot over the past month. It's getting old, and I'm getting tired of it. Cut it out. NOW!

[Verdauga]

*Duct tapes Seb's mouth shut.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*cracks whip* The friend in question, who was once an admin, said I was allowed to beat you if you were disrespectful. *begins whipping Seb* I'll have you ready to top off a trifle soon, mate.

[lass of something much]

*poofs Seb into a baby again* Sorry, sir M...

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ooo, Seb. You went a step too far, mellon nin.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Cackles*

[lass of something much]

[Sebias of Redwall]

[lass of something much]

[shisteer of nothing much]

*puts whip down, grabs Seb by the collar and begins spanking him* Respect your elders, young RIP!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oi! Stop that! *Wiggles away* And what do you mean by "elders"? Are you calling him old as well? Hmm? *Waggles eyebrows*

[lass of something much]

-_-

*throws fork at Seb*

[PanopticEmu]

pokes seb with tickle gun

[shisteer of nothing much]

*pokes Seb with a homemade, bamboo spear*